"They call me the big O" - that's my favorite line,

It always makes you roll your eyes, but baby, it's divine,

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I like my daily dosage of sarcastic, humorous turned phrases,

Which is usually followed by one of your infamous "are you fucking kidding me?" gazes,

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I joke a lot during the day, I always attempt to make you laugh,

Sometimes I try too hard, and it ends up embarrassing on my behalf,

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But I'll never stop, cause baby I'm a dirty, funny goof,

Don't deny it, you're smiling right now, and that right there, is my proof.

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