You always try and snap a photo of me, but you know how much I hate it,

I've gone to the great length of even fighting you to put the camera down, or I threaten to simply take it,

~

But you love that little lens, love catching me by surprise when I'm most exposed,

- I like how you especially love to take pictures of me, when I'm less than properly clothed,

~

I find it so exhausting to avoid your flashes, yet I still can't get myself to ask you to stop,

Because when you finally get your photograph of me, that's when your panties deliciously drop,

~

That's when I throw you down on the couch and have my wicked way with you - spank you like a slab of meat,

And when you're finally passed out from postcoital bliss, that's when I grab your camera and press the little button,
Delete.

•