I roll it up, I lick the paper, then I light the blunt,

While in the back of my mind, I hear my flavor of the week telling me how 'I'm such a useless addicted cūnt.'

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I block her out and enjoy the blaze - disappear into my own world,

Away from the real one, the one that always seems so unsteady - so curled,

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I take a long drag, I hold it in, then I blow it out,

I faintly see my girl staring at me, with that offended little pout,

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I know if she really wants to stay, she'll stay,

But deep in my mind, I really wish that she would just go the hell away,

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I inhale again, I do my sexy vape,

Just like that, I see her tight little mouth turn into a gape,

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I smirk at her lazily, knowing that she's digging the show,

By now I pretty much know how the rest of the night will go,

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She starts out offended, then slowly softens up,

My eyes are blazing, but I clearly see her looking at me like a little hungry pup,

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She says sorry, calls me baby, then sways over to me to try her luck,

What she doesn't know, is that the moment I lit it up, I knew we'd end the night off with a great, big, giant fuck.

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