Valt:Lui you know what I would do if you broke up me?

Lui:We aren't even dating!

Valt: I know I mean if we were!

Lui: I don't care

Valt:I would date my ex

Lui:*Highly offended*  WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?

Valt: Because you'd be my ex *Smiles innocently*

Lui:..

Me:He's getting too smart for his own good.