Xander: This day can't possibly get any worse!

Xander: OH F^CK QUON.

Quon: Why hello Xander.

Xander: I haven't seen you in years and you still look the same!

Quon: Yeah, Well I called you the other night but you're being a little B^tch

Xander: Uhh... Nah you didn't talk to me.

Quon: Then who the hell did I talk to?!

[Last night...]

Quon: Hello you tall piece of sh^t

Valt: *On the other line sobbing*

[Quon's mad because Xander replaced him with Ren wu]