Doctor!

Valt: *patient came for check-up* *patient left the office sick*

Police!

Valt: *spots person robbing convenience store* *debates wether to go after him or finish his donuts*

Judge!

Valt: *sends the innocent person to jail* *let's the criminal go free*

Teacher!

Valt: *claims 1+1=11* *students agree and fail miserably*

Janitor!

Valt: *cleans up vomit* *slips*

Valt: I give up. *walks away and gets a job as a taste-tester for a bakery*