Valt: Hey, can someone call Ken.

Rantaro: Sure.

Rantaro: *takes in big breath*

Rantaro: YURI X VICTOR AIN'T REAL!

*distant screams*

*crash noises*

*door crashes down*

Ken: THEY KISSES IT'S NOT LONG BEFORE THEY F-

Valt: FIND JESUS IN THEIR HEARTS, AMEN.