Author-chan: WAAHH! I HAVE ZERO READS AND THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE SUCSESSFUL!

Shu: Um, you jus-

Author-chan: QUIET, I'M RIOTING!

*throws chair*

*catches fire*

*war*

*end of the world*

Author-chan: NOW DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY, KURENAI?

Shu: . . . You're still writing this.

Author-chan: Oh, that's why! Okay!

*peace restored*

*chapter published*