Me: Shu.

Shu: What?

Me: I dare you to make dad jokes and riddles for a while.

Shu: Ok.

*5 minutes later*

*The whole crew is in the house*

Shu: What do you call a witch in the desert?

Rantaro: Idk man, the witch in the desert?

Wakiya: WITD?

Valt: Witchezard?

Daigo: Cactus witch?

Free: Sand Witch?

Shu: Almost.

Lui: Wait...Free say it again?

Free: Sand witch.

Lui: I got it. Sandwich.

Shu: 👏🏻

Everyone: 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Lui: 😎

Shu: Where is Ed Sheeran's girlfriend?

Joshua: How are we even supposed to know-?

Free: Idk. Maybe in a shopping mall?

Lui: Maybe in Veronica's secret to seduce her boyfriend?

Xhaka: Maybe cheating on her?

Theodore: Maybe she's looking for me to join the Ranging bulls?

Aiger: Bish don't you understand..?

Ranjiro: ...Shu's the owner now!

Theodore: (T_T)

Valt: Don't know Shu.

Shu: She ran.

Free: I-

Lui: 🤦🏻‍♂️

Wakiya: Well, what could you expect?

Shu: What do you call it when someone short like Valt waves at you?

Valt: Don't you dare-!

Shu: A microwave!

Rantaro: I- (ROFL)

Wakiya: LMAO! 

Lui: Lol!

Free: I swear Shu-!

Cuza and Aiger: (Slinks to a corner because they are shorter)

Shu: What does a drunk woman tell a man in the club?

Everyone: ...

Shu: Alcohol-you later!

Valt: 😂😂😂

Free: 😅😅

Lui: 🤦‍♀️

Theodore: A boy too-

Shu: Uh oh-

Aiger: We're here to protect you Shu!!!

Shu: ☺

Wakiya: Next!

Shu: Why couldn't the bicycle stand by itself?

Daigo: Why?

Shu: It was TOO TIRED!!! (Two tired)

Shu: You shouldn't kiss anyone in January 1.

Ken: Why?

Shu: Because it's only the first date!

Everyone: (Laughs)

Me: (Close the curtains) Ok! That's all!