Oh sweet jesus

BBB character scenarios but as things that have happened in my school so far.

May include personal experiences

Backstories may be given when asked

weeeee

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Phi: FUCK

Everyone in the classroom: *stops talking about presidential issues and facts back in the 1930's cause their reading to kill a mockingbird*

Phi: I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE *angwy face bc bitch made it politic when it wasn't and stalks out of the room*

Phi: *walks back in* i need my stuff. *turns to teacher*

Phi: Miss Kuroda I am disappointed in you as a teacher *walks out*

The entire class: whAT

Kris: what the fuck

Daigo: *trying to not laugh*

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Valt: Hey y'all, are you going to Fall Fest?

Shu + Xander: What's Fall Fest?

Valt: Oh it's a fun school activity that the school's holding, there's a ride to the football game afterwards as well!

Xander: Quick Shu! This is your chance to ask out Valt!

Shu: Uhhhh VALT WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO OUT TO MCDONALDS WITH ME?

Valt: *w h e e z e*

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Honcho: *in an among us costume*

Wakiya: *in some sort of knight/jousting armor costume*

Honcho and Wakiya: *fight*

The school: fight fight fight

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Zac, teaching math: My husband's fatal mistake was marrying me

The class:

Zac: ahahahaha twas a joke my twinkling stars

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Daigo: *stares at a club poster*

TOBS Poster: *staring back*

Daigo: this is not very friendly they don't like witchcraft

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Clio: look at that

*another COVID case notification*

Clio: why do they keep this school open

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Aiger, screaming: CUT FASTER THERES NO NEED FOR NEATNESS JUST CUTTTTT

Fubuki, crying: please leave me alone

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Phi: There's no homophobia, racism, sexism, facism, etc, anywhere! :D

Phi: I'm a proud free-mason!

Phi: I don't like girly girls they have to be different >w<

Phi: *wears a bowtie and suit to school everyday*

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Jin: can you please wear you mask properly

Arthur: *wearing it under his nose*

Jin: CAN YOU PLEASE WEAR YOUR MASK PROPERLY

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Cuza: Is Bus 39 late again?

Silas: Seems like it

*after 8 weeks of bus 39 being constantly late*

Theodore Glass: Everyone, bus 39 and 38 have been combined. Have fun :)

Shasa: this isnt covid friendly

Silas, Cuza, and Free to one seat: yeah it really isnt

Cuza: *falls out* SHIT

Rickson, on the floor: FUCK CUZA

*the bus being really full*

Kit: Here I'll sit on the black bump in the back!

Bus Driver: Don't sit in the black bump in the back! If you put your backpack on your lap then it'll be fine!

Everyone: *already has their backpacks on their lap* b i t c h

Rickson: *sitting in the literal aisle*

Honey: I'm reporting this to the Oregon Health Department.

Rickson: cuza ur in my space

Cuza, literally about to fall off the seat: WELL I'M AWFULLY SORRY

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Nika, staring at the pizza: this isn't very good

Ichika: You should've seen the pizza on the first day. It was rock hard and cold. The tator-tots also tasted like rubber.

Toko: I know this is free but this is just a health concern.

Ranjiro: food is food. It's free food

Tobisuke: this is not food

Gumita: They're feeding us the leftovers of the rich

Nika: Eat the rich

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Naoki: Everyone breathe in...

The class: please teach us history it's been a week of this and we've only gone through current events

Naoki: Breathe out... Now let's do some stretches :D

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Dante, on the Dunk Tank for Fall Fest: YEAHH LET'S GO!

Delta and Gwyn: Oh my god

Arman: DANTE GET OFF OF THERE YOU DON'T HAVE A SPARE CHANGE OF CLOTHES

Bell: *throws ball*

Bell: *misses*

Bell: BITCHASS

Rashad: *throws*

Dante: *falls*

Delta, Gwyn, and Arman: FUCK NO-

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Xavier: *walks in the bathroom*

The bathroom: *literally trashed*

Xavier: yknow what i can hold it

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Laban: YALL

Laban: PLEASE STOP

Ken: Vaping is not fun

Ben: Try masturbation

Kyle: It's fun and much more pleasurable than vape!

Ukyo: why i am here- Masturbating alone or with a friend is a great alternative to vaping!

Quon: Let's beat this together everyone!

Joe: Go to WWW.WhatsInAVape.com for more information!

Yugo: Finally, the bathroom won't smell like nicotine anymore

Lui: Also don't masturbate in the bathrooms, leave that horny shit at home.

Pheng: PUT THAT ON A SIGN LMAO

Hoji: Please don't search up masturbation. Please.

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Hyuga: Oh my god it's greaser dude!

Mr. Damon: *walking around the school wearing headphones*

Hikaru: Sshhhh! What if he's plotting out the school

Raika: He finna sh00t the place up.

Guy: LMAO WHAT

Chuck: GREASER DUDEEEE

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Hae-Jin: I am in fear of my fellow sophomores.

Hae-Jin: I heard someone call Mr. Norman a DILF. Guys that's our teacher.

Hae-Jin: And please stop thirsting over Miss Kuroda. It scares me.

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The entire school at a football game:

The other school, significantly poorer than the school:

The school: DADDYS MONEY *clap clap clap clap clap* DADDYS MONEY

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And that's it for now woooooooooo