Me: Hello. I know, it took so long but I remember some jokes. So, never mind.

Valt: Congratulation, author-chan! 😁

Me: Thanks.

Shu: Finally, your work paid of.

Me: What an indirect way of saying "congrats". 😒

Old Beyclub: Congrats, author.

Me: Thanks. 😄

Wakiya: Finally! Otherwise I started to think to accuse you for harassment.

Me: What harassment?

Wakiya: To force us reading your fanfic. It was a torture. *groaned*

Me: Speaking of harassment, I didn't do my math's homework yet.

*Author's math's teacher appears out of blue*

Math's Teacher: *insert my real name* do your homework, instead of this sh*t!

Author: How do you even came here?

*Kicks the math's teacher out of my book*

Me: *sigh* How the heck she even get here?

Everyone: *shrugs*

Me: Do you know what "Maths" stand for?

Everyone, including Naoki: What?

Me: Mentally Admitted Teacher Harassing Students.

Everyone: OwO

Me: *golden aura surround me; feels like a god*

Everyone: *watch her like a disciples/believers*

BC Sol: *enters the room* *shout enthusiastically* Congratulations! 🎉🎉🎊🎊

The golden aura around her disappeared.

Me: *sighed* Thanks. 😖

Christina: Why are you looking sad?

Me: You break my "golden aura". *hello darkness my old friend*

Christina: Did I do something wrong? 😮

Rantaro: Ignore her, she's always like this. 😒

Me: *snapped out of it* I thought, Lui is the only rude one here. 😦

Lui: Hey! Watch your mouth, idiot! 😬

Everyone: *sweat dropped*

Silas: I thought that we were suppose to do a party?

Me: *pops up* Yeah! 🙌

Rantaro: I love party food.

Zac: I love valuing the dance floor while I dance on it.

Xander: What's a party without drinks? *grin; have two bottle of vodka in his hands*

Shu: But guys! We're underage-

Everyone (except Valt and Shu): We don't care!

Shu: What about Valt? His innocence will be ruined.

Wakiya: Speaking of Valt, where is he?

Everyone here a clunk voice, as everyone turn their head towards the direction of voice.

Valt's face is dangerously flushed, there are two vodka's empty bottle beside him and one in his hands, which half filled.

Everyone's jaw dropped.

Shu wiped his fake tear from corner of his eyes, as he said, "I don't know that my son will grow up so soon."

Everyone glance at Valt then food, then vodka, then food, then dance floor, and at last, at each other.

Everyone break into running, while enthusiastically cheers (means "yay", "finally" or "yes").

Rantaro, author, BC Sol, Ken and others start eating wildly.

Author, Zac, Christina, Akira and other are dancing awkward.

Naoki, Shu, Lui, Free, Joshua, Xander, Ruwie and other are drinking vodka, sitting across each other on table.

Valt is passed out on corner, with a blanket thrown over him.

Soon, Joshua and Silas are singing weirdly, standing on the table, where food suppose to be. But isn't existed anymore because of some pigs.

Rantaro and Author shares laughs with each other, drunkenly.

Shu: *sweat dropped* What the hell?

Silas: Roses are red and black is the color of bats. Peoples are just some bunch of annoying brats.

Joshua: Whenever we meet, my head get a mark of itch. Because she act totally like a b*tch.

Me: *laughing my ass off*

Lui: *clapping; have tears on his eyes from laughing so hard* Bravo! 😂

Free: *slowly-slowly falling asleep*

Naoki: 😑 Why am I even here?

Daigo: Moon is hidden. Night are dark. I can't bear light, even a spark.

Me: So dark.

Zac: Roses are red. Oceans are blue. Who is my crush with? I've no clue.

Xander: *Wolfe whistle*

Akira: Grasses are green. Stems are brown. Find your crush, or else your boat will drown.

Me: Woah. 😏

Lui: Shut up, already! 😠

Me: No.

Lui: Blood is red. And my heart is cold. Shut up, or else you have been told.

Me: 😮

Author look at other. Old beyclub is already asleep, so the BC Sol.

Naoki and Lui are sleeping with their faces on table. Xander is lying on floor, like a dead man. Zac is still mumbling bullshit while sleeping. Akira is curled up on floor. Joshua is watching random shows on TV. Others are sleeping like asses too.

But one is missing. Where is Christina?

Someone put a hand on author's shoulder. She's about to scream but hold it back, when she saw Christina.

She have a bunch of blankets on her hand.

"Are you gonna help me?" She asked. I nodded, as we cover everyone with blankets.

And sleeps after it.

The End~

Author Note:

Me: Hi. Request are open again. So, feel free to request anything except Mpreg or lemons.

Shu: So, you finally keep your promise.

Me: Hell yeah!

Shu: How about doing some Shalt or Shui?

Me: Hell no!

Shu: *scoffed*

Me: Shu, you know where Eiffel Tower is?

Shu: Yeah.

Me: Then why don't you go there and jump off? *sarcasm*

Shu: No need to be rude.

Me: Whatever. Requests are open and bye. *disappears*

Shu: *sighed* Hope you like it.