There's something I need to tell you guys. The guilt's been eating at me from the day I started writing on this account, and I can't keep doing it. I am so sorry for keeping this from you all.

It's no secret that I've claimed to being a "proud Australian" in the past, so this is it:

I'm not real. Avanni Cinders, fan fiction writer from Australia doesn't exist.

I am really a secret government agent who's job is to sit behind a computer screen all day to enforce the false belief that 'Australia' is a real country/continent.

...you DO know I'm joking, right?😂 Because Australia "totally doesn't exist" 😂