11-26-17
Dear,LORD SAVE ME.
I feel like Honcho is gonna kill me for taking his cape. Why you ask? He got mad at me for thinking it's a cape. Like seriously, it's a cape. I'm pretty sure he knows it's a cape but he doesn't want to admit it. Also I'm in a closet right now so he won't murder me with a stick. Yes. A stick. HE HAS A STICK. AND HE IS GONNA HIT ME WITH IT. A STICK. If anybody sees this, that person better save me before I die.
Ok.
I better shut up now so he won't find me.
Then hit me.
From,an eggplant

Sorry.
I couldn't help stop myself from titling this "Diary of an Human Eggplant."
It's just...wait...it doesn't need an explanation.
Anyway, sorry for any spelling or grammar mistake(s).
And BAI!!!