The teacher: What happens when you put blue and white together?

The class: Light blue!

Me in my mind: SHALT LOVE CHILD!

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Kid in class: What if we make a person with dark magenta hair and crimson eyes?!

The class: YES!

Me in my mind: So we are making a Hyulane child?-

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The teacher: It's a purple dragon!

Me in my mind, AGAIN: You mean Wyvron?

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Math teacher: Can someone tell me what "Phi" means?

The class: No idea?

Me in my mind: The character that scared me in Cho-Z?

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That kid that is OBSESSED with mythology: No one knows what a Valkyrie is?!

Me internally: A BADASS BEY SPIRIT THAT IS BEAUTIFUL AND POWERFUL!!

Me: A Norse mythology person that is a Warrior?

The kid: FINALLY!
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My mom: It's a deer!

Me internally: Free is that you?!

My sis: I know what your thinking, stop with the free jokes

Me: NEVAH!!

My mom: What is wrong with my child.....

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The aquarium people: This is a shark! It has RAZOR sharp teeth and a tiger shark can eat deer!

Me in my mind: Did Lui just kill his boyfriend?!

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Someone: Shoe

What I hear: Shu

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What other people see: It's broccoli!

Me: Deku, Silas....why are you at my local H-E-B?
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Most of these are not real but

1.
8.
9.

Are true 🤣