Aighttttt

shwakiya_da_potter, thanks for the dareee!

*Afifah just realized that the way she updated her list was wrong*

Eh, screw it.

Anyhooo

Da dare issss

I dare shu and lui to matchmake their parents, get them married, and then become brothers.

........

Shu: what the-

Lui: HECK NO. I AINT GONNA BE RELATED TO THIS WIMP

Shu: WIMP?!

Lui: HE'S ALSO DEAF!

Shu: why you little *plays baby shark song*

Lui: *growls* Shu is a shoe that lives in a shoe box in a shoe store (I've seen this so much that I've memorized it ;w;)

Shu: SHUT UP! *raises volume*

Lui: shut the f*ck up, sHoE CoRnEyE 

Sakura: it's a dare. And you two better do it.

Shu: WHY?

Sakura: or else I get in trouble-

Lui: ._. I'm good with that

Sakura: and when I get in trouble, the people who GOT me in trouble are DED

Lui: Eh, I had a good run

Sakura: ...just do the stupid dare

Shu: fine

Lui: *calls his mom*  oi, mom. Dad's cheating on you. Divorce. Now. (This isn't meant to be disrespectful)

Shu: ._. 

Sakura: what the-

Lui: !! DONT ASK HIM!! HE'LL OF COURSE DENY IT!! NO!! IM DEFINITELY NOT LYING!!

Lui:*his mom hangs up*  >:0 SHE DOESNT BELIEVE ME!

Shu: ._.

Shu: *calls both of his parents on a FaceTime calllll* hey mom, hey dad

Parents: hi Shuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu (dont judge meh. I felt like it. Im totally sane-)

Shu: hey. I met some people who seem like your types

Shu's dadddd: but we're already married?

Lui: *mumbles* idiot

Shu: I know. I'm suggesting a foursome.

Sakura: *spits out the water she's drinking*

Shu's mom: WHAT?

Shu's dad: have you gone crazy?!

Shu: sadly, no. I'm perfectly sane. Just meet them

*3 hours laterrrrrrrrrrr*

 Shu + Lui's parents: *in da park*

Shu + Lui's parents: *talk*

Lui: soooo, ya gonna get in a foursome? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Lui's mommmm: no ._.

Lui: *pulls out a gun and puts it at his mom's head* 

Shu and Sakura: o_0

Lui: k, dad. If you want her alive, agree to the foursome. Or she dies 

(Lui's dad: eh let her die

Jk jk XD)

Lui's dad: o_0 ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT

Lui's mom: FINE! 

Lui: *pulls out another gun* *puts it next to Shu's dad's head*

Lui: and you Ms. Corneye? Say no.

Shu's mom: FINE! WE'LL DO IT

*they get....remarried??*

Shu: great. Now I'm his brother.

Lui: wait...IM YOUR YOUNGER BROTHER?!

Shu: >:)

Lui:.....IMMA MAKE YOUR LIFE A LIVING HELL