Chapter 5

At the police station

Atsushi Was listening to the police about what happened, "Attempted to drown himself, falling off a building, Suffocate himself, Okay, I have to ask you Does he does this a lot?"

Atsushi was exhausted from listening the whole list of Osamu Dazai Attempts to end himself, "opposite you have no idea."

'I miss my whole entire day off for this!?' Atsushi though as he knew naruto was disappointed by the way naruto sounded.

It was only just then that a group of people yelling in pain, Atsushi saw and Recognize the people to be from konoha.

"He came out of a tree and the Took all of her gold Jewelry and tooth!" Shikamaru explained.

Atsushi Continue to overheard as they explained what was and the way it sounded like. They describe a leprechaun.

All the policemen laugh and then arrested them.

Osamu soon got out and Atsushi knew he had to make it up to naruto.

With naruto

Naruto was Laughing as Sasuke was talking  home, "Okay, fine.I really met that was a good time at the festival.

"So did you have a good time tonight?" Sasuke said as naruto nodded.

"Yeah i did, Thanks for the ride home," naruto said as he was about to head up stairs but Sasuke stop him.

"Hey, wait up, You said this is your home right?" Sasuke ask.

"Yeah So?" Naruto ask not getting the point.

"Well, aren't you gonna invite me in? I mean, we can take the fun inside in for the night," Sasuke said With luscilize and that made naruto back away.

"Sasuke, you know I'm dating Atsushi," naruto said as he wanted to go inside now.

"I thought that was a joke," Sasuke said but he knew it wasn't.

"Nope it isn't, goodbye Sasuke," naruto said but Sasuke grab his hand and hold it hard.

"Just a second! I came Across the sea and been here over a week for you! And what about those Corn dogs that I Spent all my money on!?" Sasuke demanded answers.

Naruto was scared when Sasuke first came here but now was just piss off by him being here.

"Honestly naruto, I'm am a Elite, Clan head, a member of the council and soon to be the next fire daimyo, If anything, you should be begging me to want you just like that big forehead!" Sasuke yelled.

"Sasuke!" Naruto Started to growl.

"You're willing to throw me away for some orphan who was kick out!" Sasuke said and that made naruto Use this other hand to slap Sasuke but kakashi Separate both.

"Oh, really? Which one of us are you talking about? Because last I remember I was always seen as a demon fox and an orphan that was kicked out a long time ago!" Naruto said Before he spit at his feet and turned around ahead inside.

"If you want to marry him, you'll have to win him over first And if you don't, I could always get him to be mine," kakashi said as Sasuke look gross out by that.

"Hey a face like mine Sasuke, I could easily win them over if I wanted," kakashi said as he Took off his mask to show what he looks like.

Sasuke eyes widen, "You weren't kidding."
BRIDGET: Ian?

Kakashi Disappeared as Sasuke walk away but then he saw naruto, naruto was now wearing a green bath robe, "I'm so sorry. I don't know what I was thinking."

Sasuke look confused, "are you thinking now?"

"I was thinking maybe I could make it up to you?" Naruto said as Slowly took off Green bath robe and only had a pair of green boxes on.

"That's a start," Sasuke said as he was Is surprised by the new behavior of naruto.

"Well, are you just gonna stand there?" Naruto asks as Sasuke walk over.

The sound of giggling could be heard in the bushes.

"Did you hear that?" Sasuke ask naruto

"Sasuke, come on." Naruto said as he Wrap his arms around Sasuke.

"Why don't we go inside? This place is giving me the creeps," Sasuke ask as He didn't want to do this in public where people could see them.

"Oh, just one kiss under the moonlight first please?" naruto ask and Sasuke Agreed.

The leprechaun came out of the bushes and said, "A vision before you Appears to be true,"

Sasuke was standing right in front of a pair of large sharp fans, "But a leprechaun's magic fools humans like you."

The leprechaun laugh as Sasuke face was Shredded and died.

The leprechaun came out with the bushes and said while using Naruto's voice, "Was it good for you as it was to me."

The leprechaun was laughing, "You shouldn't fool around with me mate young lad, he sneezes once, he sneezes twice, he be my mate when he sneezes thrice."

To be continued...

I think we all know what next chapter will be about.