Hi. So I came over because I saw your shirt and...wow. I mean, Parks and Rec is so, so good. I love it. Love, love, love. And um...Well, who's your favorite character?

Uh, April, probably.

April! Yeah, I love her. She's so funny, and, like, constant mood. Whenever I see her in another show it's like, "Hey! APRIL!"

Ha. Yeah.

Um, anyway. So the real reason why I came over was that I saw your bi flag and like, me too, and I thought you were cute, so, Messanger?

What?

Do you have Messanger? Facebook? Over which you might like to exchange "comment vas tu"s with me?

I do have Messanger, yes.

Cool, cool.

What's your name?

Sam?

Sam who?

Sam the Man?

...Alright.

What's yours?

Caitlin Lewis. Do you need to write that down?

I think I have a pen somewhere...Skin works as paper, right?

Sure.

Okay. Well, I think I'm going to go before I mess this up even more.

Sounds good.

/// it's 2 00 in the morning i can't sleep and this is what's going through my head is my own gay romance that will never happen but hey that's just a film theory