EXPOSED: MARQUILLA'S VMA IMAGE

Your favorite exposers are back! Tonight, we're bringing the glitz. That's right, folks. We're talking about tonight's AMAs. You probably noticed that a certain pop star didn't attend the event, but his psycho ex-girlfriend did.

Marquilla didn't just get dolled up to by an award—yes, that's a thing in the industry—but she also sang a song. EVERYONE is talking about Jason and her thanks to that performance! They've taken over Twitter and every other social media platform!

Marquilla strutted down the red carpet looking innocent in a white floor-length gown and her hair done up in a simple, yet classy bun. Everyone marveled in her beauty, grace, and praised her for "bravery" regarding her "lupus."

We award her full marks on the outfit, though. Marquilla was definitely serving looks tonight! Being pretty is her strong suit; such a piety she's too short to model.

Everyone wasn't focused solely on Marquilla's red carpet ensemble. She was stunning tonight, but her best accessories weren't jewels that made her shine bright like a diamond. Nope. All eyes were on her four dates, aka the competition winners from that little contest we told out about in our previous post.

Here's the ugly truth: Marquilla used the winners to aid her vanilla image. Think about it, guys. Inclusion exhibits Marquilla's angelic side. What better way to show off her kindness and generosity than to award fans with a full day with her, plus an invite to the AMAs? Anyone would think the "S" in her initials means "Saint." She's a smart cookie and will do ANYTHING to protect her image à la Skylar Rose.

That's why Marquilla scheduled the publicity contest. Her scheme would have been genius if there wasn't an ulterior motive. The winners were chosen based on race, creed, and size, not the entries they submitted. We've seen some of the entries, and the best DID NOT win each category.

Our source confirmed our suspicions, telling us "Marquilla's aim was to prove she can be nice. The whole contest was a ruse to showcase her fans' diversity and how much she cares about them."

Props to Marquilla for a brilliant scheme. Her acting skills paid off this time. Nobody suspected a thing or reported her being a diva. Her double image wasn't exposed. In fact, her dates tweeted about how great their experience was. Shocker how she was nice to all of them!

@AlaiaButler96: Spent the day with @MarquillaGuzman + went to the AMAs with her? WHAT?!?!!

@timmyk: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR TODAY @MarquillaGuzman!!! Never forgetting today EVER! #blessed

@Ga-Jinxox: Just spent the entire day & attended the AMAs w/ @MarquilaGuzman. OMG #lifemade

@SOFIALUVSMARQUIE: @MarquillaGuzman is the kindest most beautiful person ever. Today was a dream!!

Yup. She totally punk'd them. We were waiting for Ashton Kutcher to appear and tell them the news, but he sadly didn't.

If any of you are reading this right now, we're glad you had fun. Really, all that matters is she wasn't a total witch to you. We're also sorry she played you like that. Everyone's a piece in her chessboard. That's what happens when you meet a Vanilla Queen.

Now, Marquilla's main reason for attending the AMAs was premiering "Hearts Don't Go Together." We're not biologists by any means, but we have to dissect that performance! The imagery and lyrics are to prevalent to Jason to pass up a proper critique!

Marquilla's performance was THE talk of the night. It's all thanks to the lyric's connection to Jason. Oh, and the production. Can't forget that. We'll stop teasing you and discuss the performance now. That's what everyone is dying to read, right?

The staging was simple, but effective. Marquilla stood there with a white gown—not the one she wore when she arrived—while candles circled her feet and white drapes hung from the ceiling. Symbolically, white represents purity and innocence, which is ironic considering Marquilla's neither of those things.

As a whole, the stage was cute and all, but we're like to discuss the silhouette of the guy on the screen behind Marquilla. Just like many others, we will flat out say he resembled Jason. Marquie stans, hear us out before you come for us.

Our fave haters are probably thinking we're overreacting and it's "just a silhouette," but that sure as hell was no random silhouette. We all know Marquilla is on a mission to destroy every shred of Jason's career. That's why she chose that specific song and that particular staging for her performance.

According to Marquilla's misleading performance, Jason is the bad guy in the relationship. From the guy on the mesh screen to the crocodile tears she shed, Marquilla deliberately played her acting skills to good use by fooling the world. She knew what she was doing, and it paid off big time.

This segways into our next point, which is about the song, itself. The lyrics suggest a painful split, hence the title "Hearts Don't Go Together." The melody is stripped back so Marquilla's voice exposed to enhance the heartbreaking story; it's just a piano and her.

We always comment on Marquilla's terrible voice, but the crack in this song is super fitting. She sounds believable! And she legitimately sounds good. Yeah, we're admitting that she sounds good in this song. And she actually sang it live without severely butchering it!

Kudos to a job well done, Marquilla! There's proof you can really sing...kinda.

The sweet, yet desperate tone in Marquilla's voice was a cry for attention. Then again, that's the story of her relationship with Jason! The song's lyrics fooled viewers into thinking it was Jason who called it quits and broke her heart when it was the other way around.

Here's her performance for those of you who muted it. Pay very special attention to those lyrics, folks!

"You said I was the one/Made me believe it was forever.

Boy you played me like a fool/Cause our hearts don't go together.

After all this time, I can't believe/How naïve I was to see our hearts don't go together."

The chorus, ladies and gents! She's so victimizing herself in the song and trying to villainize Jason. That's what her entire night was about: showing the public how strong she is from the split and recovering from "lupus." Let's not forget the use of her contest winners to prove her "sweet and caring" image. Her entire night was a ploy to promote herself while subtly degrading Jason.

Oh, and let's not forget the award her team bought! Someone please explain how she won Favorite Pop/Rock Female Artist over the likes of superiors Lady Gaga and Adele, because we don't comprehend it either. JASON won his awards (yes, PLURAL) because he deserved them.

Marquilla's little acceptance speech was nice and scripted too. It's totally believable for her to preach that "you can beat whatever is destroying you" when she never had lupus AND she's using coke again. Oops! Nobody was supposed to know about that. Guess cat's out of the bag.

That's all from us, folks! Send us your tweets and comments. We'd love to know what you think about what you just read! There's more to come, so keep your eyes peeled. And as always,

Til Tea Does Us Part,

The L Team

EXPOSED: JASON UPDATED

We've received an insane amount of messages regarding any info on Jason. He's been MIA lately and you're concerned. We get it. We do have some news, but you won't like what we're about to say. Hell, WE don't even like it! There are knots in our stomachs right now about how much this will concern everyone even more.

An insider of ours is friends with the people whose house Jason is staying. Guys, it doesn't look bright for him at all. In fact, you could say the world is sinking him into the lowest depths of despair possible.

And people have told us we were overreacting when we predicted he'd become depressed after the breakup! Once again, we're the winning side. It's terrible to gloat about that topic, but at least we're proving ourselves right.

Everyone is familiar with the media's portrayal of him, right? "Douche," "asshole," "spoiled talent less brat," and "pathetic jerk" are a few names people have been calling him lately thanks to the leaked photos and videos his ex-girlfriend released from thin air. Oh, and all the shade she's thrown in interviews, that video of the girls and her dancing, and the AMAs. Those helped her case too.

You guys remember the LAX incident? You know, the one where Jason was wrongfully arrested for defending himself and his sister? That was completely uncalled for, and the entire Twitterverse agreed.

A few weeks ago—or has it already been over a month?—Jason finally broke his "hibernation" and left his friend's house to get fresh air. On that same day, he also picked up his mom and sister from the airport, only to be hounded by a paparazzo and witness his sister be assaulted by a group of "fans."

Pfft! AS IF a real fan of his would harass his own sister!

Jason tried to get the paparazzo to back off so he could diffuse the situation with his sister. He even asked for help and NOBODY did a thing! Here's a video of the incident.

You know, we'd be upset if we were Jason. He was provoked, attacked, and someone is aiming to tarnish his reputation. Marquilla had nothing to do with this, but she will use it to her advantage.

All this criticism, along with the breakup and drama with Sofia's brother and Lindsay Goodrem, has become too much for poor Jason to bear.

Our source told us Jason is deeply depressed from the negative media. They've spoken to Sofia Gigante about his mentality. You see, Sofia is a trustworthy friend who is in touch with Jason AND knows where he's hiding.

Here's our short, but frightening conversation.

OUR SOURCE: Spoke to Sofia about Jase and it's not looking good.

US: What did she tell you? What's wrong with him?

OUR SOURCE: Jason's obvs no stranger to criticism, but this is next level hatred. No. It's LOATHING. Since his arrest, Jason feels like everyone is out to get him. Sofia told me he hates himself and she thinks he self-harms. She's not sure because she hasn't seen anything, but it's possible. Jason's used to having people adore him and backing him up, but the media's negative betrayal, the leaks, and hate trends are killing him. Sofia says it's a domino effect and every new thing that leaks or another comment about how much he's an asshole is another domino down. It's only a matter of time before the last one falls and it's all over.

US: This is scary as fuck. OMG! If Marquilla could see the impact she has on him, she'd be regretting EVERYTHING right now.

OUR SOURCE: Yeah but she's too busy destroying him to care.

We've been emailed Jason before and have been trying to contact him, but he hasn't responded yet. We're scared something drastic might happen, but we can assure you that he's still alive. Sofia talks to our source constantly and updates them hourly about him, so you can rest easy for now.

We're sorry this isn't the news you want to hear. Trust us, we don't like this either. All we can do is pray for Jason and hope he comes out of this and seeks help.

Til Tea Does Us Part,

The L Team

A/N:

If anyone actually still reads this, thank you? I don't know why you're still reading this story, especially since I've been holding off updates on this for over a month, but you're the real MVP for putting up with this crap. I can't thank you enough for your patience and honestly, you deserve the world for this. I'm sorry.