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"you're full of shit yoongi." hoseok said, stuffing his face with his salad.

"what the fuck do you mean by that hoesucks." yoongi replied, looking up from his chocolate bar with an incredulous expression on his face.

hoseok and yoongi have been friends since first grade, they did everything together and knew everything about each other. they even came out as gay and bi at the same time.

but one thing they've never talked about together was their sex lives.

"i don't know, you just seem like you secretly want it up the ass. i'm sure you understand," hoseok replied.

yoongi was always quite uncomfortable when it came to sex. which was probably why this was his first time really talking about it. he was inexperienced, to say the least.

"i doubt i do. i don't feel like having my ass sore for a whole fuckin day, so no thank you." yoongi ripped the wrapper of his chocolate bar and took a big bite out of it. it was very difficult for yoongi to gain any weight, so you often find him eating chocolate bars in his free time.

he had a quite feminine figure. thin legs and a small waist only added to the appeal he had around his college. not many people knew his name, but they knew his body from a mile away.

keep in mind, yoongi was no hoe. but when you have nearly perfect body proportion even the girls were jealous of, how could you not be talked about throughout your school?

despite this yoongi knew for a fact that he wasn't going to submit to just anyone. and he definitely knew that despite loving dick, he didn't really want to be impaled by it as most bottoms do.

"you're lying. i have a gut feeling that you're a whole ass bottom. you just don't wanna admit it for the sake of your gigantic ego." hoseok said, packing away his salad and replacing it with a bag of Doritos. "and you know my intuition is never wrong."

yoongi shook his head, "i guess you can't be right all the time. besides, i think i know enough about sex to know for a fact that i ain't no sub."

"yeah, that's what i thought before i fucked jimin too."

yoongi turned to his side to find his other friends, taehyung and jungkook moving to sit at their lunch table.

"what? when did that happen!" taehyung asked in a slight panic.

jungkook giggled and kissed the older's cheek while yoongi and hoseok rolled their eyes dramatically. "don't worry baby, it was way before we met. besides, be thankful that i fucked him. if it didn't happen i would've been topping you, and who knows how that would turn out."

taehyung laughed, "like i'd ever let that happen."

"i'm sorry to interrupt your verbal fuck. but who the hell is this jimin kid." yoongi asked, rolling his eyes for the forth time in 3 minutes.

"you mean you've never heard of him before?" taehyung asked.

"that's why i'm asking smartass," yoongi replied.

"he's a kid at our school, he's had a bunch of fuck buddies and they all seemed to give good reviews." jungkook answered.

"kid might as well have a fucking yelp add." hoseok butt in.

"i was in denial too,-"

"i'm not in denial." yoongi muttered.

jungkook continued, "but after i fucked jimin it was like i was converted into a cock hungry bottom."

jungkook whipped his head towards taehyung. "but i found someone that fucks me even better than jimin did."

"hoseok, i think i might throw up." yoongi said, resting his hand against his head dramatically.

"that makes the two of us." hoseok said before making fake retching noises.

"ya'll are just butthurt you're single." taehyung replied before going back to kissing the younger's neck, who had a mischievous smirk on his face.

"hey stop it! this is a lunchroom, not the set for your porno!" a yell was heard across the cafeteria room, and the two boys separated before looking around.

"who was that?" jungkook asked.

"our fucking saviour that's who." hoseok replied.

taehyung was about to speak before the bell interpreted him.

yoongi got up and stretched his legs before swinging his bag around his shoulders. "i'll see ya'll later."

"hey don't forget to take your bags out of my room and find you fucking dormroom you lazy shit." hoseok said walking off in the opposite direction.

yoongi smiled, walking off and yelling a "i will!" before hoseok left from his sight.