Field trips. They're pretty great right? Get to skip all of your classes for an entire day, and if your lucky, two days! Well guess what? You'll never be as lucky as this group of five, who got five, FIVE days off. Take that! Were they excited? Absolutely. First, they would go to the Wooded Kingdom, then the Metro Kingdom, the Seaside Kingdom, the Snow Kingdom, and finally, Bowser's Kingdom. They would be traveling in Odysseys too, which Robin wasn't too excited about. He could handle being on cars or buses for about an hour before he got really motion sick. Air and sea though? He was not gonna survive. He felt nauseous at the thought of even getting on a ship, how was he supposed to survive for two hours on the way to each kingdom?

Those around him were excited to go, to explore, to see new places and eat new foods. He himself though? He wanted to sleep forevermore.

"Baby, c'mere," Zelda said, opening up her arms.

"Zellie I'm scared," Robin said, hugging Zelda tightly. "I don't like heights!"

"I got your motion sickness pills don't worry," Zelda patted his back.

"I don't like pills..."

"Doest thou wish to feel like death?"

"I'll drink the pills."

Meanwhile, Claude was trying as hard as he could to convince his teachers to let him ride his wyvern instead of that... machine. Don't get him wrong, he's a man of technology, a man of the new age. However, he didn't trust anything that flies. How did a metal object fly in the sky without falling to its doom? No matter how many documentaries on "flying machines" he watched, he just didn't get it. Maybe he was someone from medieval times for being so untrustworthy of a "flying machine." But really, how did they fly? HOW?!

Sheik, in typical Sheik fashion, was giving his one and only Corrin a lecture on how to not go insane while he was away. Do the laundry, eat food, text him everyday, eat food again, and so on. Corrin was smug as every as he let everything Sheik said go over his head because he liked seeing Sheik angry. And that's on masochism.

"Corrin, how can you put up with my brother?" Zelda stepped in, much to Corrin's pleasure. "I've been living with him my whole live and I can barely stand him."

"Zelda quiet this is a conversation between adults," Sheik said as he put his hand on her face and pushed her away.

"Oh he's a pain in the ass," Corrin smiled.

"Corrin!" Sheik gasped.

"Sorry sweetie but if the truth. But it's sexy nonetheless," Corrin smirked as he bit his thumb. Sheik blushed. Zelda, feeling the third-wheeling (and the disgust at assuming her brother a bottom) left promptly and quietly.

She saw Robin and Claude look horrified as they boarded the Odyssey assigned to their group. Robin looked about ready to puke while Claude looked oh so claustrophobic and oh so doubtful and worried. She was gonna have fun teasing them. Now, only one gang member was left.

"Ike."

"Soren."

"Don't be an idiot."

"I won't be an idiot, Soren."

"You're going with a bunch of underclassmen."

"Sheik's there too."

"You must be responsible."

"I know, Soren."

"You can't make out with your girlfriend in front of others."

"I wasn't planning on it, Soren."

"Nor can you do the do in front of them."

"Soren."

"What?"

"Are you actually gonna give good advice or what?"

"I am merely reminding you to not be a simpleton. You're a senior, Ike, you're almost going to college, it's time to grow up."

"Yes, Soren I am aware."

Ike felt a tap on his shoulder and turned around to see his lovely, beautiful, amazing girlfriend. "Ike, I know that smile, stop fantasizing."

"Hehe," Ike smiled.

"Anyway, we're gonna take off soon so-" she took notice of Soren. "Oh! Sorry, I'll be out of your way, just wanted to tell him that," she then whispered to Ike, "I'll meet you by the ship."

As she was walking away, Soren called out, "Hold it." Zelda stopped in her tracks. Ike had told her about Soren before. He was Ike's best friend since they were kids, and he was a very strict person as well. It is her time to be judged. Will she be deemed worthy of Ike or shall she fall to the bottom of the pit? Only one way to know.

"Yes?" Zelda asked,

Soren walked up to her. She gulped.

"You are Ike's girlfriend, Zelda, correct?" Soren asked.

"I am."

He took her hands and held them up. "If he causes any trouble to you tell me and I'll be sure to scold him for two-hours."

"Please no," Ike grimaced.

Zelda, on the other hand, looked absolutely amazed. "Thank you, sir."

"Zelda really?!"

"You're welcome, child, may you be able to deal with his stupidity," Soren said before letting go of her hands. "Oh, I'm Soren by the way."

"Thank you, Soren, I've been blessed," Zelda sighed happily.

"I feel like the victim here," Ike groaned.

Zelda and Soren continued trash talking Ike while he lived in misery. Eventually, (aka when Soren brought up his past relationship with Ike which happened during middle school), Ike decided he did not want to be extremely embarrassed today. He tried pulling Zelda away but she wouldn't budge, she wanted the blackmail material. To say the least, Ike has realized then and there that he had only dated sadistic people.

Eventually, the pair had to return to the Odyssey as they were about to disembark. Zelda waved Soren goodbye as she took Ike's hand and turned towards the Odyssey. The look on her face was almost more horrifying than Soren's look of fury.

"I have the advantage now," she laughed.

"I'm in danger," Ike sighed.

The other three boys were already on the Odyssey, each showcasing the different emotions of getting on a flying machine: Sheik, as always, looked like he didn't give a shit; Robin looked extremely sick already; and Claude looked scared as hell. Oh teasing them would be fun. If there were window seats, she would be sure to give those to the two.

Once aboard the Odyssey, they put their belongings inside and stepped out for take off. Robin and Claude tried, oh they tried SO hard to go in during take off. But their good friend Zelda would not allow it. She called it "a magical experience." Yeah right more like a hellish experience. The Odyssey began to rumble and the two scaredy cats immediately attached themselves to poor ol' Zellie. Even though the thing hadn't even properly lifted off yet, Robin was already gagging and Claude's legs were shaking furiously.

"Sheik, hElp," Zelda reached out to her dear brother whom she loved oh so dearly in hopes that he would aid her in her demise. Luckily for her, her brother was overprotective so she easily got the aid she needed. Sheik wrapped his arms around the three of them and grabbed on the railing that way none of them would fall.

Ike, the biggest and tallest, watched in amusement as Sheik, who was shorter than Robin and Claude, attempted to stay balanced as the Odyssey actually took off. They almost fell over but Sheik's ego didn't let them. Ike should probably help them but it was far too amusing seeing them almost fail each time.

"IKE HELP," the murder siblings screamed. See now he has to otherwise death is his sentence. He did the same as Sheik, except this time they were easily balanced with no chance of falling. He could see Zelda trying her best to look at the view below them but with the two plussies on her, it was impossible. It was too pitiful. He hugged all four of them and lifted them up then walked inside the Odyssey itself. Completely effortlessly. Damned fit people.

"Now then, Robin, you took the pills right?" Zelda asked once she made sure the two scaredyteers were sat by the window. Robin nodded. "Claude, you want sleeping pills?"

"I'll be fine, I just need some time," Claude said while he covered his eyes.

"Right," Zelda sighed.

She took a seat next to Sheik and was ready to take a moment to relax herself, but more chaos began.

Claude screamed. Then Robin screamed. Then Ike semi-screamed. Sheik gasped. The hype died down for her so she only let out a very monotone "ah" when she saw the source of the chaos.

"Hello everyone! My name is Cappy, I'll be piloting this Odyssey as well as be your guide for this field trip," a floating ghost-hat said. She wasn't even impressed at this point. Claude and Robin had sucked the energy out of her earlier.

"At least say something before jumping out like that!" Claude breathed, clutching his chest to calm his heart.

"Sorry 'bout that! I just wanted to let you all know that you will need to change soon!" Cappy said.

"For what?" Ike asked.

"For the Wooded Kingdom! What, did you think you'd just go in your normal clothes?" Cappy said.

"Aren't we just sightseeing?" Sheik asked.

Cappy laughed while the rest glared at Claude, who avoided their gazes and sunk into his chair.

"Oh don't worry so much, everyone! I promise you'll have the time of your lives!"

They did not, in fact, have the time of their lives in the Wooded Kingdom.