Robin walked through the empty halls of the school. It had already been over for quite some time, but then he had to help clean up the classroom, and now he was on his way back to the Magic Arts room to get a tome he forgot in there. He saw someone standing in front of the room, but due to the distance between them, he couldn't see them well because he forgot his glasses and contacts. Genius man right here.

The person turned their head towards him once they noticed someone was approaching, and that's when he realized it was Marth. He could see he had a guilty smile on him as he walked up to him. He held a book out to Robin and tilted his head a little. 

"Is this yours? Chrom asked me to clean this room up and I noticed it in there, and I thought it looked familiar, heh," Marth said. 

"Uh, yeah, thanks," Robin snatched the book from his hand, surprising him a bit, then carefully slid it into his backpack.

"You're welcome," Marth said. Awkward silence followed. Normally, they'd be geeking out about books or something, but now, they couldn't even say a word to each other.

"Well, um, see ya," Robin waved and turned around, but was stopped by Marth's hand on his shoulder.

"I'm sorry, Robin. Claude and Zelda were right, I was being heavily biased, but you gotta understand that she's my family. After what she went with Palutena, I would hate to see her getting hurt again. You get that, yeah?" Marth said.

"Yeah, I do," Robin admitted. "But, if you're gonna be so biased to the point where you insult me and my friends all for the sake of not admitting that someone YOU'RE close to might be in the wrong, I'm not sure I want to be friends with you. He turned his head at him, smiling slightly, "You get that, yeah?"

Marth scoffed, a sad smile on both their faces. "Yeah, I get that." He let go of his shoulder. "See ya, Robin."

Robin smiled as he walked away, waving. "Goodbye, MarMar."

***

He slammed the door open, startling Zelda who was on her bed reading. He closed the door, threw his backpack on the ground and threw himself on her bed, heaving a defeated sigh. Zelda put her book down scooted closer to him then patted his back. He took off his shoes with his feet and put his head on her lap, hugging her around the waist. And that's how she knew. It's therapy session time boys.

"Zellie," Robin sighed.

"Yes, my dear Robbo?" Zelda said.

"How does one have an easy love life?" 

"...what happened. Who do I need to bitch slap-"

"No, Zelda, no violence."

"Then what-"

"Well, let's just say, friendship ended with Lucina and Marth, now you continue to be my bestie."

"Oh. Well isn't that good?"

"I mean yeah, but that doesn't mean I'm not depressed about it."

"Oh baby boy." She ran her hand through his hair, feeling him shivering under her touch. Oh such an ASMR baby, adorable boy. Running her hands through his hair just made her realize how much of a cat he really was. He was even purring a little too. This boy is too much for her poor soul.

"How are you so lucky?"

"What do you mean?"

"You got two hot guys going after you."

"Excuse me?!"

"Link and Ike!"

"Wh-WHAT?!"

".... you didn't know?"

"NO."

"You're very dense, have I told you that?"

"I-"

"Well, choose one of them."

"I can't do that!"

"Why not? You don't like them?"

"No, that's not it..."

"Then....?"

"Um, ᴵ ˡᶦᵏᵉ ᵗʰᵉᵐ ᵇᵒᵗʰ."

"What?"

"ᴵ ˡᶦᵏᵉ ᵗʰᵉᵐ ᵇᵒᵗʰ."

"Speak, Zelda!"

"I like them both!"

Robin got up from her lap, mouth wide open. Zelda's face looked like something straight out of a tomato garden. 

"I know I'm a thot!" Zelda cried and put her head in her hands. 

"No! No! I'm sorry if my surprise came off that way! I just wasn't expecting that from you," Robin gasped. 

"I know! It's just... they're both so cute, they're both good people and my friends and I just... UGH," Zelda groaned and laid down on her bed.

"Well, I'll tell you this:" Robin started, "Link is cute, Ike is hot-"

"ROBIN!"

"I'm just stating the facts, sis."

"Oh my Nayru. You've been spending too much time around Claude."

"You also seem closer to Ike than to Link." 

"Yeah, I guess..."

"But?"

"..."

"Zelda are you hiding something from me?"

"NoOoooOooo."

"Zelda-"

"Okay, okay. Um, ya know at the ski hotel."

"Uh huh."

"You know how there's a fire place at the bottom floors?"

"Yeah..."

"Well, lets just say, one night I was there, sipping my hot chocolate, when an intoxicated Link walked in."

"Get to the point."

"Yeah well, uh, he might've forced a make out sess on me-"

"WHAT."

"...you're mad aren't you-"

"F-WH- OF COURSE I AM. THAT'S SEXUAL HARASSMENT. DID YOU REPORT HIM?!"

"...no-"

"WHY?!"

"...because I didn't want to-"

"DID YOU ENJOY THAT?!"

"Nooooooo."

"ZELDA."

"Okay maybe a little-"

"YOU- I am disappointed in you."

"I knoooow."

"You know what that means right?"

"Robin no-"

"TICKLE FEST!"

"NO-!" 

Too late. He jumped her and started tickling her sides as she started cackling like an insane person. He put one hand on her neck and tickled her there, only adding more to her extremely ugly laughing. Once he saw that she was gonna pass out if she didn't breathe, he stopped and laid down next to her, a stupid cute smile on his face. 

"Hah... you ass," Zelda laughed, lightly slapping his stomach.

"Heh, you should make a move on them," Robin suggested.

"How if I can't even decide between them. And I don't even have the confidence to do that even if I chose one of them!" 

"Okay true, well then just wait for them to make a move and choose who you like more."

"But what if they don't make one?"

He thought back to Hot Tub Incident of 20XX. "Oh trust me, they will."