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She slept for five hours and she felt like a new awakened woman. She felt refreshed, like she could own the world. She felt alive again. She wasn't sure if she liked being alive again. She texted Robin and told him she was awake, and he immediately answered back asking if she could come to their room. Weird, but she accepted. She knew there was a jacuzzi somewhere, so she figured she'd change now and ask them to come with her once she got to their room.

Their room wasn't far away from hers, but she did have to hurry since all she had on right now was a bathrobe and she didn't need anyone seeing her. She hurriedly knocked on their door and ran in once it opened. Claude and Robin gave her odd looks as Claude slowly closed the door. Zelda sighed in relief and walked over to the nearest bed, sitting on it.

"Hello boys, I come with an offer," she smirked.

"You high or something?" Claude asked. 

Her eyebrow twitched. "Why you ask?"

"You're eyes are red, you have bags under your eyes, and you're acting weird," Claude said.

Well there goes her confidence. "No, I am not high, I wanted to invite you guys to the jacuzzi."

"There's a jacuzzi," Claude gasped. "I forgot!"

"I'm not going," Robin said. 

"Wh- why not?!" Zelda asked.

He murmured something, but neither of them could hear it. "Could ya maybe speak up?" Claude said. Robin said it again, and it was louder but it was less intelligible. "Turn around!" Robin faced them, his face was flushed as he wiped his glasses. "Speak man!"

"I'm weak!" Robin yelled. 

Claude and Zelda blinked. "Huh?"

"I'm weak I don't anyone to see me," Robin whined.

"My guy, we've been at the gym for months! You are literally ripped," Claude said.

"Yeah, plus you shouldn't worry about how you look, just focus on enjoying yourself," Zelda smiled.

"But I'm weak-"

"Boy, get your booty in the bathroom and get ready," Claude said and pushed him into the bathroom while also tossing his bag in there, then slamming the door shut. He pressed his back against the door and pushed on it with all his might. Robin tried to push the door open and he kinda succeeded, but then Zelda joined in too and he didn't stand a chance. He tripped and fell on his ass, dropping his glasses too. He must've been blessed by Naga because they landed on the soft rug next to the shower. 

"You guys almost made me break my glasses!" Robin said. 

"Woopsie!" Claude snickered. 

"You guys meet me in my room when you're ready," Zelda said. 

"Aight, see ya," Claude waved. They could both hear Robin groan loudly through the door which made them laugh. Then Claude got an idea.

***

Where are his glasses? Where are they? He just had them in his hand. Where the hell were they? Did he leave them outside? No, he was sure he came inside with them.

Note: they were on his head.

Was the head injury getting to him now? Did he have amnesia? But, he remembered most of the day. So why can't he remember where his glasses where?! He needs his glasses, he can't see without his glasses, where are his glasses?! Damn him, if only he had mystical dragon powers that'd let him find his glasses. Did he actually leave them outside? But he brought them in the bathroom with him! Maybe he was just being stubborn. But he was so sure. He was already in his swim trunks, and Claude wouldn't care if he walked out like this. Didn't make it any less embarrassing but what other choice did he have? He slammed the door open with no other thought.

"Claude-"

"Aaand got it."

He blinked. Zelda was there, with her phone raised up at him, Claude at her side looking at her phone with a mischievous smirk. Wait... wait... hol' on.

"And now to send it through the group chat so they can thirst and compliment the living hell out of him," Zelda said. 

"I shall participate," Claude said and took his own phone out. 

Hol' on. Let him comprehend first. Did they just take a picture of him? Basically half-naked? And were they about to send it to their group chat? No, they wouldn't right? Riiiiight? A ding came from his phone, so he took out from the pockets of his pants, and saw it was from the group chat. It was his almost nude picture. FUCK.

~Little Fucksteins~

Zelda: (a/n: im too lazy to draw a hot robbo pic rn, and there's no good ones online sooo... *insert hot robbo pic*)
Zelda: compliment and be thirsty children

Robin: omfg you actually did that-

Peach: oh
Peach: oh yes
Peach: something i never asked for yet never knew i wanted
Peach: daddy-

Claude: i'd tap that ass ass homo
Claude: *no homo
Claude: ( ✧≖ ͜ʖ≖)

Roy: i'd lick those abs no homo

Camilla: oh my, you have a beautiful body my dear, as well as a very handsome face

No, nononononono. Bad. This is bad. He didn't want to feel good about himself. He didn't like being complimented. He didn't take those well. 

Marth: dude tf you need to stop wearing that hoodie and those glasses, i mean look at you youre beautiful no homo

Wait, wait a sec. This groupchat-

Pit: wow i wish i had that body
Pit: what are youre secrets?
Pit: your* dangit-

Ike: bruh, you got a hot bod no homo
Ike: you should put yourself out there more often, absolutely no one would judge your looks
Ike: bc you're hot holy-

Robin: omfg no im not-

Daisy: fuck yeah you are stfu
Daisy: yaint my type no offense but shit dude
Daisy: youre hot

Robin: nooooo stoooop

Link: oh my
Link: you ripped bro-

Peach: dude id let you choke me
Peach: just take me daddy-

Zelda: too thirsty

Peach: my bad-
Peach: now we shall only wait until she arrives

Marth: ooooo that'll get him

No, that was the last thing he needed. He did not need her to see that.

Lucina: oml

SHIT-

Lucina: dude

NO-

Lucina: youre hot lmao wtf you mean you aint you a damn snack

And then he just threw his phone at the ground, it bounced back up and hit him in the face, and then he was out.

Claude: OOOOOF CRITICAL HIT

Peach: oml lucina you just killed him-

Lucina: huh
Lucina: wait-
Lucina: wait what did i do-
Lucina: is he okay-
Lucina: Robin are you okay
Lucina: did we make you embarrassed?

Claude: "we" lmao

Lucina: huh-

Zelda: lmao we'll be back later we're going to the jacuzzi

Peach: oooo have fun ;)

Zelda: hehehe

Back in the real world, Zelda and Claude had to help Robin learn how to breathe again, because he just suddenly forgot. He couldn't even form thoughts right now. What just happened. Does that happen. Was that all his imagination. Does your crush actually call you hot after your friend sends an almost nude picture of you to a group chat. 'Cause he doesn't think that can actually happen. 

"By the way Robin, you're glasses are on top of your head," Zelda snickered. He patted the top of his head, well, more like slapping his face until he did, in fact, feel them in the top of his head. Death, come to him. Come to him now. All of this could've been avoided if he had just looked in the mirror. Death, he will gladly accept you know. So kill him goddammit. 

***

All three of them sighed in relief as they slowly submerged themselves in the jacuzzi. They were outside in the freezing cold, but damn if they didn't feel warm as hell right now. The water was hot enough that they couldn't feel the cold that much, which would technically be very hot but it didn't feel like it. Robin and Claude sat next to each other while Zelda sat opposite to them.

"Aaahhh, this feels so nice," Zelda sighed. She submerged herself until only her nose and above was over the water. 

"Woo, aren't you glad you came now, Robbo?" Claude said, leaning back on his seat. 

"It is quite refreshing," Robin said. There was a small moment of comfortable silence between the three of them, before it was time.

"So, random topic time?" Zelda asked.

"Yes please, can I start?" Claude said.

"Sure," Zelda said.

"Robin, does your hair get stained?" Claude asked.

"It can actually, it's happened before," Robin said.

"Wait really?"

"Yeah, once when someone "accidentally" spilled their grape juice on my head, my hair was purple for days," Robin said.

"No way," Zelda snickered.

"I'm serious! I think I have pictures from when it happened. I could show them to you later," Robin said.

"Yes please!" Zelda said.

"Wait what about when you go to a pool with dye in it?" Claude asked.

"Let's just say it turns into a very light blue," Robin laughed. 

"Oh my Sothis," Claude snickered. He noticed Ike and Link coming over in their direction, also in bathrobes. Both of them were looking at Zelda, with a blush on both of them. He smirked. This would get interesting.

"Yo, mind if we join?" Ike asked.

"Sure, come on in!" Claude said. Zelda looked a little surprised while Robin looked a little anxious, he himself however, was very excited. He knew Ike and Link were crushing on Zelda, that was painfully obvious. Now, he just needed to know who Zelda liked. Then his schemes could begin!

Ike and Link sat on opposite sides, both next to Zelda. They had a stare down, both with smirks on their faces. They weren't about to act dirty. They were best friends, they wouldn't use dirty tricks to win Zelda over. Pfft, that wouldn't be cool at all. But, it wouldn't be bad if Link just so slightly moved closer to Zelda, right? Just a little scoot wasn't that big of a deal. But it was. So Ike scooted over a bit too. Claude's smirk only grew. Robin felt bad for her, but secretly he was excited. And Zelda was completely oblivious as to why two hot, shirtless guys were slowly but surely scooting their way closer to her.

"Is everything alright?" Zelda asked.

"Oh yeah, everything's fine, the water is just warmer over here," Ike said. That doesn't make any sense. It's supposed to be the same temperature all around. It's not possible for it to be warmer on one side. So how was it warmer? Was that an excuse for something? But for what? Was she not comprehending something? Was she dumb? 

Now she was almost squished between them, and the fact that Claude and Robin did nothing but watch pissed her off a little. She was also uncomfortably embarrassed, if that made any sense. She just wanted to get out of here. 

And then, it was like the lord and savior Hylia had come to her aid. No, more like the gates of hell had opened and the devil simply came to help her. Ike and Link slowly turned their heads around and were greeted by the burning eyes of an overprotective older brother. So, when's the funeral?

Furious brother Sheik has appeared!

Now everyone was back to their original spot, featuring a furious brother next to Zelda. This wasn't even embarrassing at this point, she was just straight up uncomfortable. She gave Claude and Robin a look that saud "help-me-you-fuckers," and neither of them wanted to die so it was for their best health that they did.

"Hey, Zel, there was a movie you wanted to watch, right?" Claude said. Sheik then glared at him, and now his life was in danger from two people. 

"Oh yeah, uh, Finalgame?" Robin said.

"Right, uh, we'll see you guys later," Zelda waved at them. They took their robes and yeeted the living fuck out of there. Link and Ike looked down while Sheik closed his in attempt to regain his temper. Then he tried to drown them, or at least hope their faces would get burned horribly. 

"Fuck you guys," Zelda panted. They ran out of there to save their goddamn lives. Robin and Claude ran faster, for the main reason that they didn't want Zelda to murder them.

"Whatever do you mean?" Claude asked, a dumb smirk that she wanted to punch off his face.

"You know full well what I mean, von Reigan," Zelda sneered.

"Okay, okay, we wanted to see if you'd get flustered," Claude explained. "And sure enough, ya did."

"So, which one of them is it?" Robin smirked. Zelda gasped dramatically. Robin never smirks. He's been hanging out around Claude too much. He's been soiled into being a teaser.

"Yeah, which one do like?" Claude said.

"Neither of them!" Zelda squealed, a blush appearing on her cheeks.

"Ike?" Claude asked.

"No," Zelda said firmly.

"Link then?" Robin asked.

"N-no!"

"Bingo," the two boys said.

"Shut up!" Zelda whined.

"Zelda's got a crush! Zelda's got a crush!" Robin and Claude chanted while circling around her. Perhaps it was a bad idea to befriend two teenage boys. But she loved them, so she'll deal with their teasing. For now.

***

She was insomniac again. Greeeeaaat. It wasn't that late, but damn was she tired and damn did she want to sleep. So here she was, in front of a fire place with a warm cup of hot chocolate in her hands in hopes that it'd make her sleepy. No progress so far.

She really hated herself sometimes. She wishes she wasn't born this way. Caring more about others than yourself, it's a hard lifestyle. But she couldn't help but do it. Why? She didn't exactly know. And she didn't fully care. She enjoyed her life, no matter how depressing it could get at times. If only Sheik weren't there to remind her of her problems, she'd be living a very happy life with no worries. ...who was she kidding. 

She noticed Link walking her way, very wobbly. His face was flushed and he looked exhausted. He nearly collapsed next to her, but thankfully the couch stopped him from seriously injuring himself.

"Are you drunk?" Zelda signed.

"Snuck... vodka," Link slurred.

"You snuck in vodka?!" 

"No... me, someone else," Link explained. "I didn't... know."

"You didn't know it was vodka?" Zelda signed. Link shook his head and rested it on her shoulder, She tried her hardest not to scream but it was hard when his hair was tickling her neck, which was also very soft. He smelt so good too, like summer woods. 

"Smell... nice," Link whispered. His breath on her neck sent a chill down her spine.

"You think I smell nice?" Zelda signed and turned to him. The way he was looking at her, it was obvious he was drunk and tired. But damn those eyes were sexy-

He nodded. "You're very... pretty." Her face flushed so she turned her head away. She fiddled with her hair in hopes that it would calm her down. Didn't work.

"Y-you think so? I never really cared about my looks knowing that it really wouldn't matter," Zelda sighed. Link put his hand on her cheek, making her eyes widened, and forcefully turned her head to face him. Then his lips found hers. 

Huh. W...what. SEXUAL ASSAULT! SEXUAL ASSAULT! But... but it's Link- NO IT'S STILL SEXUAL ASSAULT. But, but he kissed her. She can let it go just one time... right? No, she can't, and she shouldn't. But she will. It still made her severely uncomfortable. Especially considering the fact he was drunk. Death, she's asked many times already, so please come already-

Link parted finally, and while he didn't look out of breath, she was having a hard time breathing. She would like to belief it was from the kiss, but she knew it was that combined with embarrassment. He put his thumb on her lips, which were swollen after that. Zelda tensed up and pushed his hand away.

"That wasn't okay, Link. You should've asked for my permission at least," Zelda said, looking away but still facing him. "The fact that you're drunk doesn't excuse your behavior. I'm willing to forget this happened, but I won't if you do it again." She stood up and walked away from him, stopping at the bottom of the staircase. "Good night."

***

~Little Fucksteins~

Peach: LOOK OUTSIDE

Claude: is a giant space ship coming to kill us all?

Peach: tf no
Peach: just look outside!

Claude: and why should I trust you?
Claude: how do I know youre not like that guy from ParrotBox?

Peach: dude istg-

Lucina: omfg, seriously look outside!

Claude: okei

Peach: e x c u s e  m e

Claude: ;P

Peach: >:O

Robin: woah...

Lucina: ikr! you guys wanna go outside and watch them together?!

Zelda: sorry, im not feeling too well

Lucina: its okay! you want us to go check in you?

Zelda: its fine, but take a bunch of pics for me!

Lucina: you got it!
Lucina: let's meet outside the hotel, my father will be there with us so no need to worry about getting in trouble

Robin hurried to put on his hoodie, jacket, glasses, sweats, double-socks, boots, beanie. Claude watched him in full amusement as he put on three layers of clothes even though they were going outside for like ten minutes. He couldn't help but chuckle as he started walking to the door.

"If you don't hurry I'm gonna leave you behind," He said.

"Wha- Wait!" Robin said. He ditched most of what he was planning to put on, and only ended up with the beanie, jacket, sweats, and boots. "I'm gonna be freezing now thanks to you."

"I'll take the blame if it makes you any happier," Claude winked.

"Don't flirt with me, kinky boy," Robin said.

"How'd you know I was kinky?" Claude asked.

"I have my ways," Robin smirked.

"You've gotten better at smirking," Claude complimented.

"Really?!" Robin gasped.

"You're a goof ya know?" Claude said, ruffling his hair.

"I know," Robin sighed.

The group stood outside, watching in awe as an aurora borealis occurred over them. There were a few others outside of their friend group that were outside too, but it didn't look they had a chaperone. When they saw Chrom their faces turned into pure terror, but Chrom simply ignored them. If he was a student, he definitely would've snuck out to watch these northern lights! 

Robin noticed that Lucina was a little out of it. She was looking into the distance, almost in a daze. He looked the way she was looking, but there were just a bunch of people there, visitors probably. She was probably spaced out so he shook her a little to try and get her back in time. She flinched and looked up at him, smiling when she realized her mistake. She took his arm and wrapped it around her shoulders, bringing the two closer together. His face flushed, but he said nothing as he explained to her how the aurora borealis forms and cool facts about astronomy.