"What are you even talking about?" Vermila asked as she held a 3 year old Vitellius in her lap, combing his hair after his bath. She was combing it back and he looked almost like a little boy version of Vermila.

"Well think about it like this on a deeper meaning, Devil has two meanings the species and a person how only wishes for their own gain. While cry is a term used for an action taken when really sad and a calling. So Devil May Cry could be a term to show humanity in something evil or the slaying of wickedness as they cry out." Y/n said taking a breath before continuing. "And Angels there's the race of beings and then there are people that are so nice they are called Angels. And there are many types of laughs good and bad so a deeper meaning could be a good person being happy or a 'Good person' who is actually a very bad person." Y/n put quotes around the words good person.

Vermila stared at him questionably.

"When did you even start thinking about this?" Vermila asked while grabbing Vitellius his PJs.

"Last night. Right after bedtime sparring." Y/n said as he was handed V.

"I don't know what's worse, the matter of when it happened. Or the fact that your not wrong." Vermila said as she wrapped up V in a blanket with only his head poking out.

"Father, sometimes you can say some of the most bizarre things." V said.

"Says the 3 year old reads William Blake and puts thesaurus's to shame." Y/n said. "Normally kids would just be learning how to read at your age."

Suddenly Nero came running down the hall. His hair was wet and he was only in shorts.

"IM NOT A LITTLE KID! STOP TRYING TO DRESS ME!!" Nero shouted down the hall before leaping over the railing. "Dad you gotta help me Auntie Lady is crazy!"

"It can't be that bad Nero-"

"Nero! Come on I got you, Y/n, and Dante! Lady called from the hallway. Dante then came running through the building.

"Keys?" Y/n asked.

"Car!" Dante said.

"Now!!" Nero shouts as they run out.

The three ran out of the shop with a start on an engine following.

"Hey where's they go?" Lady said from the top of the stairs. She was holding a sailor looking outfit.

"That way." Vermila said pointing at the door. Lady went to follow before Vermila interrupted her. "Promise me copies."

"Of course." With that Lady was off.

-time skip brought to you by little V with a little Griffin watching Lady give chase on her motorcycle-

Some how some way Lady was able to catch the three and got pictures. Lady then used said pictures to black mail Dante into a job with Y/n. Nero's picture was non negotiable because Lady and Vermila were against them, heck this job was so then Lady didn't hang them up everywhere. Not to mention Dante's dept. So now the duo of demonic Devil Hunters were trekking through the woods par the request of some lumber company owner.

"Damn Dante, how'd you even get so much dept to Lady in the first place?" Y/n asked as they walked through the woods.

"Well Y/n, I learned the hard way that Lady was a hustler. Especially at pool." Dante responded.

"RAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA!! You owe Lady a life time of dept because of pool ball!" Y/n couldn't stop himself from laughing. It wasn't until he heard another laugh that the Devil hunter stopped. This other laugh wasn't Dante's or even the cackle of some high ranked demon, it was softer, kinder even, and felt like it would draw you in. Then Y/n and Dante noticed the smell around them, it was sweet and thick like if one of them drew their swords they could cut it. Y/n whipped around sensing a presence behind them, drawing Helios and Selene.

"Who the hell are you chicken man?" Y/n asked as he aimed at the one who was laughing.

"Ohohohohohoho, is that anyway to treat your superior?" The man asked is a voice that could easily have people believe in whatever it said. The man had short messy black hair, sky blue eyes, beach tan, and a smile of pearly whites so bright it was nearly blinding. The most noticable was probably the pair of dove like wings sprouting from his back. "Let alone your own family?"

Y/n seemed to freeze up at the last comment.

"Yes my pathetic brothers fruit from his fall from heaven." The angel said. "But as we say your father's sins are not your own and all that. Even if you are part devil you have the nobility of our family to help. Man to believe that I would come down here for an exorcism and meet you. Now let me simply finish up my job and slay this devil. And you filthy Devil should be happy to be purified by the holy Gabriel!" He summoned forth a spear of golden light that was aimed at Dante. Dante prepared to shoot the winged man as the angel was going to throw the spear before both were interrupted by a f/c summon sword. The astral blade hit the spear and exploded destroying the angelic weapon.

"That's a funny little gag, but you see even if you cut open Dante and pizza sauce with pepperoni come spewing out. He's still more family then you are." Y/n said as he aimed Helios and Selene at the winged man. "Also YOU STOLE OUR JOB YOU BASTARD!!"

"Our job is usually taking care of Devils but I think for you we can make an exception." Dante said as he was preparing to unsheathe Rebellion before he was stopped by Y/n.

"I'll take care of this," Y/n said. "I've always wondered what it would be like to fight an angel."

Y/n proceeded to pelt the angel with bullets as he run up on him. As Y/n opened fire, the angel created a wall of energy to stop the bullets. As the Nephalem ran to the wall he jumped then used it as a spring board to flip over it. Gabriel was shocked at the speed of Y/n but didn't have much time to dwell on it as two boots found a lovely spot on his face.

Gabriel was flabbergasted, at not only Y/n's battle prowess but the words he said. 'home with devils? This bastard!' Gabriel was fuming.  Not only was he just kicked in the face but Y/n spit on the family.

"You insolent PEST!!" Gabriel flung Y/n off sending him flying through several trees. "You dare to disrespect ME a Seraphim?! AHAHAHAHAHA FOOLISH INBRED!"

Y/n stands up spits out a bit of blood as he smirks.

"Indeed I do Mr. Chicken man," Y/n bolted towards the angel. "INDEED I AM A FOOL!!" 

Y/n dashed forward before jumping into an axe kick. Gabriel was able to dodge but was still blown back by the explosion form Agni and Ruda. Pushing off the ground Y/n rushed the winged man with both Dokuhebi and Renegade drawn in a spiral stinger. Gabriel was hit by Y/n hard as Renegade drilled into his body and Dokuhebi placed slashes all over his body. 

"Gaahh! That's it I'm going to kill you both now!" Shouted Gabriel as he was bleeding soon started glowing too. His face twisted into a cruel glare. "BEHOLD MY TRUE FORM-" but before he could finish he well to his knees coughing. "Wh- what!? How!?"

"Magical poison sword." Y/n said as he pointed at the angel with Dokuhebi. "Now, time to send you back to where you come from!"

Y/n poised to strike but Gabriel but before he could swing the angel was surrounded by a bright light that blinded both the hunters. As the light disappeared so did the angel.

"This isn't over! One day you will pay for your actions against me! AHAHAHAHAHAHHAA!!" Gabriel spoke throughout the area, Dante and Y/n were on guard as the laughing faded.

-time skip brought to you by Nero and Vitellius chilling with a bird-

"Well at least I can tell Vermila I was right." Y/n said as they walked towards Devil May Cry.

"Right about what?" Dante asked.

"If a Devil May Cry then Angels Will Laugh..."
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"Pfft that sounds freaking stupid." Dante laughed

A/n: alright that's a wrap hopefully you enjoyed, next chapter will be something I'm sure all of you will love. Anyhow cíao.