Big Ern,

A million dollars.

 What are you going to do with it?

I dont know.

 All I know is,

 I finally got enough money...

that I can buy my way out of anything.

 I can do anything

 I want when I get my money later.

 And I won!

Finally Big Ern is above the law!

 Its a great feeling.

 You were so cool.

 Any pressure?

 Where are those girls?

 Get those girls over here.

 Yeah, there was pressure.

I didnt want to get

 beat by a guy with

 a hook ya know.

Who am I?