Before this chapter begins: dafaq?

What the hell type of body is that. Fred's chin takes up three quarters of his neck.

Then his torso is like twelve times bigger than his skinny fucking chicken legs.

THEN WHAT THE HELL IT LOOKS LIKE HE HAS KNEES ON THE BACK OF HIS LEGS OH GOD

His hands are fuCKING HUGE I MEAN

And his FEET. LIKE WHOT R THOSE

TheN he's got a fuckboy hair style like omfg

Hahaha his nose looks like squidward's

And then he's got his mouth and then oh no biggy just like five fuckin feet of chin like what the fuck

goddamn.

Okay sorry I was ranting and I just thought that Fred looked so ridiculous

K

Harry's POV
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"H-how are you alive?" I asked through tears.
"Harry, so you remember when I mouthed the word 'I'm'?" Sirius asked. I nodded. "Well, I was going to say 'I'm still alive'. But then I fell in the archway. Bellartrix got hit with a hex that made the death spell backfire. It hit me, but it only weakened me. I had more than enough time to gain my strength when I was in the portal thing. It was just black. I lost track of time, and I never had any needs. I never got hungry or thirsty. It felt only like a few hours, but when I came out it had almost been a year." Sirius explained. I started crying again.
"Oh my god." I wept. Draco put his arm around me and kissed my head.
"Siri," I heard Remus say. He came into view with Teddy.
"Hi Remmy," Sirius said. Remus gave me Teddy, and lent down to kiss Sirius. "I missed you so much," Sirius whispered.
"I missed you too." Remus said.
Once they pulled away, Sirius caught sight of Teddy. He smiled widely with a twinkle in his eye.
"So... This is our son?" He asked. Remus nodded and ran a hand through Sirius' hair.
"I told him everything." Remus told us. We nodded.
"And I don't mind. It wasn't intentional. But I'm glad we got a son out of it." Sirius said as he ran a hand through Teddy's little chestnut whisps of hair. The tips were coming in blue. A vibrant neon blue.
For anyone else, it would be weird for your baby to have rainbow colors in their hair. But for Teddy having Metamorphmagus blood running through him, it's perfectly normal.
Draco suddenly lifted his hand up to my face, and brushed tears away from my cheeks. I hugged him tightly, and cried happy tears into his shoulder.
"I can't believe you're alive," I whispered as I pulled away from the hug.
"Believe it, Harry. I'm not giving up without a fight." Sirius said.
"Oh my god. Can I tell everyone?" I asked.
"Sure, bring your friends down. I'd love to catch up." Sirius said.
"Are you staying here?" I asked Draco. He shrugged.
"I'll stay. We can catch up a bit." He said with the look in his eyes of 'gotta tell him I'm a death eater'. I nodded and ran out.
I flooed back to Hogwarts, and sprinted down the hallways. It was still breakfast, about ten minutes until it ended. Perfect, I could get everyone and floo back.
I bursted through the doors, and everyone turned to me. I pointed to the Gryffindor table where my best friends were, including my best friends from Slytherin.
"Come on!" I yelled. They all got up, and came over. Everyone was still looking at us. "Sirius is alive." I said. They looked at me with wide eyes.
We ran back, and flooed back to st. Mungos. Once we got back to the room, we saw Teddy napping on Sirius as he talked to Draco and Remus.
"Hi," I said as I ran back in.
"Hi everyone," Sirius said.
Draco looked over to me, and grinned a little. He winked and nodded, and I looked to Sirius. He also nodded. I smiled and walked over to Draco, cuddling up in his side.
We all sat and talked for a long time, telling him about everything that has happened while he was in the portal thingy. I was just sitting, appreciating that my godfather was alive.
"May we talk to Harry privately for a moment please?" Sirius asked.
Draco moved his arm from around my shoulders, and kissed my forehead before he walked out with everyone else.
"You really love him," Remus said.
"Yeah, as much as you live Sirius." I said. His eyebrows went up.
"So a lot." Sirius said. I smiled and nodded.
"Well Harry, we wanted to ask you something." Remus said.
"Of course." I said.
"Well, first, Remus and I are going to get married." Sirius said. I smiled widely.
"Congratulations!" I exclaimed. They smiled at me.
"Thank you. Harry, even though you're almost old enough to be on your own, we wanted to know... If we could adopt you. We would take the position of your legal guardians." Sirius said. I froze.
I could get away from the hell hole with Vernon. Never getting hit again. Never take verbal abuse again. Never have to look over my shoulder every few seconds. Never again would Vernon be able to rape me.
"Yes." I said, tears down my face. "Thank you so much." I whispered as I attacked my soon to be fathers in a hug, being mindful of the napping baby on Sirius.
"And, in the conditions that Draco is in, if he ever needs to come visit, or even live with us, he's always welcome. No matter what. He's family." Remus said. I nodded and composed myself.
"Thank you so much. When is the wedding?" I asked.
"Well, we were thinking of just a little ceremony with our friends and family. We were thinking of having the wedding as soon as possible. We need to ins somewhere to hold the ceremony." Sirius said.
"Mrs. Weasley offered the burrow, Siri." Remus said. Sirius smiled.
"Well, we could hold it there." He said. Remus walked away. Sirius turned to me. "And harry, we would like you to come down as soon as possible to the house. Bring Draco too." I smiled and nodded.
Remus came back, putting his wand back in his pocket. He smiled and kissed Sirius' cheek.
"Mrs. Weasley said we could have the wedding whenever." He said.
"We should have it tomorrow! I get out of the Hospital then." Sirius said.
"Perfect," Remus said, then walked off with his wand again.
"Oh my god oh my god, if the wedding is tomorrow, then Draco and I have to get ready tonight. Okay, Love you guys! Everyone else will probably come back in. Wait, do you want me to take Teddy for the night? Draco and I can watch him for you." I said as I got up.
"Sure, he should spend some time with his godfathers." Sirius said.
"Godfathers?" I asked. He shrugged.
"We're breaking some rules. For a prank I asked Draco if he wanted to be Godmother and he just gave me a blank stare until I started to laugh. So we're breaking some rules and making you two godfathers."
I reached down to the sleeping baby, got his diaper bag around my shoulder, and walked out with Teddy.

Draco's POV
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Harry came out of the room holding a sleeping Teddy, with a diaper bag draped around his neck. He told us the news about Remus and Sirius getting married, and everyone ran in to the room to congratulate them.
"Hey, Dray, we should go back to Hogwarts." Harry said. I nodded, and we flooed back to Hogwarts.
We were walking through the hallways, and I could help but notice everything that Harry was holding.
"Sweetheart, here." I said as I grabbed the baby gently. "I'll take Teddy so you won't carry as much- hey Teddy," I said as I brought him to my arms, waking him up.
He looked up with his violet and light blue eyes, blinking at me and then grinning a it before he put his head in my shoulder. I kissed Harry's forehead before we walked down the hallway.
"Cmon, let's go to the great hall. It's probably dinner. I'll go to the teachers Sirius and Remus invited to their wedding, and you go get us some food," I nodded, and walked to the Slytherin table. Teddy started looking around, and then giggled and played with my hair. Oh lord.
"Cmon Ted, we're going to get some food for Harry and then go back to our dorm." I said.
"New hairstyle Draco?" Pansy asked me. I looked at the baby in my arms, who was now running his hands through my hair.
"Yep, letting my godson/cousin style it for right now." I said. Teddy giggled.
"That's adorable! He's so cute." Pansy cooed.
I looked at the table, then at Teddy, then at Harry, who was giving invitations to teachers. I huffed a berth. I couldn't pick up any food without dropping Teddy.
I snapped my fingers, and food started assembling itself into sandwiches and stuff. Teddy gasped and clapped as he watched a dinner for two float to us.
"Okay. I'll be off," I said as I walked away, food trailing behind me. Teddy put his head in my shoulder to watch it all.
Halfway down the hallway, Harry ran up to my side. He was panting heavily and slowed down to walk with me.
"You good babe?" I asked as I looked over to him. He nodded.
"Just hungry." He said.
We got to our dorm, and Harry transfigured a chair into a crib for Teddy.
"You think he'll be okay if we put him on the floor?" I asked. Harry shrugged.
"He can't really crawl so I have no idea." He said. I sat down and just kept him on my lap. "Mind if I put something on for Teddy?" Harry asked. I swallowed the piece of sandwich I had.
"Sure." I said. Teddy stared at the tv as Harry put on some show that was colorful.
He sat down next to me, and linked his hand in mine as we watched whatever show was on. We ate our sandwiches, and put Teddy to bed. I transfigured a pillow into a stuffed animal for him, and he cuddled up to it before falling asleep.
I went to bed with Harry, and took off my clothes before hoping in next to Harry, who was also naked. I turned on my side and wrapped my arms around him, having him do the same to me. He kissed my shoulder before we fell asleep.
We were woken up with a cry, coming from teddy. We shot up, thinking he was hurt. Turns out he just woke up randomly.
"I'll get him, baby. You lay down." Harry said, and got out of bed.
I grabbed my wand and muttered a lumos to let Harry see where he was going.
"Hey teddy," I heard Harry say softly before taking him in his arms. Teddy was still crying. Harry rubbed at his back, calming him down.
He grabbed a bottle, and tried giving it to Teddy. Smart move. Maybe he was hungry. Harry fed him the bottle before putting him back to bed. He sulked his way over, and crawled back in bed.
"Well, at least we know what it will be like to have a baby." He yawned. I casted nox before I wrapped my arms around Harry again.
"Well, I think you'd be a great father." I said.
"You would too. I love you," Harry said, and put his head in my neck.
"I love you too."
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They're getting married yay

Okay bye

~kittay 💋