On a plane, there were 10 blondes and one brunette. After a long time of flying, the pilot came over the intercom and said, "The plane is going down! We must make the plane lighter!" So the 10 blondes and the brunette threw off all their luggage.

After a while, the bottom of the plane flew off, and the blondes and brunette had to hold on to the railing on the ceiling. The pilot then said, "If we are to stay flying, one of you has to jump off." After thinking, the brunette decided she would jump off. She gave a long speech about why she was going to jump. When she was finished, all the blondes started clapping.