A blonde with brown dyed hair goes to the doctor's office. She then says, "Doctor, please help me! Every part of my body hurts!" "Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony.

She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams, and so it goes on, everywhere she touches makes her scream. The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette, are you?"She says, "No, I'm really a blonde." "I thought so," he says. "Your finger is broken."