A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were atop a 5 story building when a genie appeared. He told them,"Run to the edge, jump off, and name anything they want to become. "So the brunette ran, jumped off, and shouted, "Butterfly!" And transformed into a giant, beautiful butterfly.

Then the redhead ran, jumped, and yelled,"Eagle!" Then became a big, Bald Eagle. Then the blonde ran, and because she wasn't paying attention, tripped over the edge and said "Ah crap!"