"Harold, darling! I decided I didn't want a..."

He stops in his steps and covers the small child's ears. Harry wonders if Louis is a dad but doesn't ask.

"Wet pussy."

The two boys continue walking in, sitting at the stools. Louis helps the tiny lad up and then struggles to get up himself, earning a laugh from Harry.

"Shut it, curly. Otherwise you will no longer have me as your customer. A very loyal one at that. You should thank me for changing my schedule and bringing my nephew in to see you."

Harry smiles down at the boy, giving him a wave.

"Nephew? I didn't know you had siblings."

"You barely know anything about me, young Harold. But I do, I have many. However, this is Bear, me mate Liam's kid."

"Ah, I see. Hi Bear!"

The boy shyly waves and buries his face in Louis' jacket.

"Shy little lad this one is."

"I can see that."

Louis watches Harry look fondly at the young boy and grins.

"So, I guess I have to order off a non-fun menu today?"

"Sadly."

"Fuck, can't see you all flustered."

Harry squirms in his spot over the comment.

"Fuck!"

Both boys turn to Bear, shock written all over their faces. Then Louis turns to Harry mouthing 'fuck.'

"Don't say that, buddy. Only adults can say it..."

"Fuck!"

"What do I do?"

Louis turns to Harry, pretending to sob.

"Bear, I'll let you choose a milkshake, will you promise to not say that word again?"

Harry leans on the counter, coming closer to the boy. Bear places his finger on his cheek and taps it, thinking to himself.

"Only if it's choccy. If it is, we have a deal."

"You are in luck! It is chocolate!"

Bear cheers and Harry turns to Louis, watching him look through the menu, cringing at the silly, not inappropriate names.

"Since I am your favourite customer..."

"When did I say that?"

"... Can I order off the naughty menu? I already know what I want."

Harry thinks for a moment before giving in and nodding.

Louis stands on the foot rest of the stool and leans over, grabbing Harry's apron and pulling him forward until his mouth is right next to the boy's ear.

"Call me daddy."