the time i made hamlet gay and deleted the sad ending

[apr 15th 2022]

soo, sometime back, while reading an artemis fowl fic on ao3 (more accurately, a Juliet Butler fic because she's kickass), the end included blackout poetry.  It took the ending from "Romeo and Juliet," and turned it into a happy ending, and basically it was just beautiful and so awesome. 

so, for no reason at all, a week or two ago I tried to do something similar for the ending of hamlet

It's nowhere close in terms of quality or making-sense, and really, it just turned out gay tbh

also i'm only publishing this is because its 4:38am rn and i will fight god

(i mean, this is called the book of bullshit. its all about posting bs lol)

now, onto the thing lmao:

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██

          Heaven █████ ███
          ███ █ ██, adieu!
          █████ tremble at this chance,
          ████ audience to this act,
          ██ time--as this fell sergeant, death,
          █ strict in his arrest █, ████
          █ let it be. Horatio, I ██
          █ livest; █ me and my cause aright,
          ██ █satisfied.


Horatio
          ███:
          ██ more an antique █ than a Dane:
          Here's █ some liquor left.


          █ thou█ ██,
          Give me the ███ █ heaven, I'll have't.
          O good Horatio, what a █ name,
          █ standing ██, ██ behind me!
          If thou didst ever hold me in thy heart
          ██ from felicity █,
          █ in this █ world draw thy breath ██,
          ██ my story

          ███, ███

          ███ is ██


          ██, with conquest ███,
          █████and █
          This ██.



          O, ██ Horatio;
          █████ my spirit:
          █████████;
          ████ the █ lights
          ██: ██ my █ voice;
          ███ █ the █currents, █ and █
          ██ sol█. The ██ silence

Dies


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so uhhh, that's it lmao! 

hope that didnt burn your eyeballs off :P

just a few side-notes:

• "audience to this act, time" means Time is witnessing kinda thing yk; does that even make sense-

the more an antique than a dane part refers to how antiques are precious and usually left close where a dane would, presumably, hope to die in war (which is assumed a glorious death, but why die when u can be used by some teen for a shitty piece of poetry?)

• the liquor thing is celebratory; not poisoned n stuff

 "with conquest" is a continuation to "my story is this," kinda referring to 'ascent & this [the 'this' is for interpretation, but i like to think it as peace/love'

* "sol" refers to 'sun'* the silence dies means like the negative representative of silence is dead yk

tell me what you thought of it tho!

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