the time i made hamlet gay and deleted the sad ending
[apr 15th 2022]
soo, sometime back, while reading an artemis fowl fic on ao3 (more accurately, a Juliet Butler fic because she's kickass), the end included blackout poetry. It took the ending from "Romeo and Juliet," and turned it into a happy ending, and basically it was just beautiful and so awesome.
so, for no reason at all, a week or two ago I tried to do something similar for the ending of hamlet
It's nowhere close in terms of quality or making-sense, and really, it just turned out gay tbh
also i'm only publishing this is because its 4:38am rn and i will fight god
(i mean, this is called the book of bullshit. its all about posting bs lol)
now, onto the thing lmao:
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██
Heaven █████ ███
███ █ ██, adieu!
█████ tremble at this chance,
████ audience to this act,
██ time--as this fell sergeant, death,
█ strict in his arrest █, ████
█ let it be. Horatio, I ██
█ livest; █ me and my cause aright,
██ █satisfied.
Horatio
███:
██ more an antique █ than a Dane:
Here's █ some liquor left.
█
█ thou█ ██,
Give me the ███ █ heaven, I'll have't.
O good Horatio, what a █ name,
█ standing ██, ██ behind me!
If thou didst ever hold me in thy heart
██ from felicity █,
█ in this █ world draw thy breath ██,
██ my story
███, ███
███ is ██
█
██, with conquest ███,
█████and █
This ██.
█
O, ██ Horatio;
█████ my spirit:
█████████;
████ the █ lights
██: ██ my █ voice;
███ █ the █currents, █ and █
██ sol█. The ██ silence
Dies
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so uhhh, that's it lmao!
hope that didnt burn your eyeballs off :P
just a few side-notes:
• "audience to this act, time" means Time is witnessing kinda thing yk; does that even make sense-
• the more an antique than a dane part refers to how antiques are precious and usually left close where a dane would, presumably, hope to die in war (which is assumed a glorious death, but why die when u can be used by some teen for a shitty piece of poetry?)
• the liquor thing is celebratory; not poisoned n stuff
• "with conquest" is a continuation to "my story is this," kinda referring to 'ascent & this [the 'this' is for interpretation, but i like to think it as peace/love'
* "sol" refers to 'sun'* the silence dies means like the negative representative of silence is dead yk
tell me what you thought of it tho!
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