"You should be dumpster diving for hamscraps, you six piece of chicken mcnobody!"

Cuphead pulled on Bendy's tail and yanked on his fluffy horn. Bendy yelped and grabbed Cuphead's handle, pulling him down to the ground and then he pounced on top of him. "Give up Cuparoo!" Cuphead just laid still with a unamused look. Then he sat up with ease and Bendy fell off of him.

"You really didn't think that one through. You're like 60 pounds!" Bendy blushed in embarrassment and tackled him. Well actually he just jumped onto his shoulder, he wasn't able to push Cups down. Then Cups fell over like a whale and laid on top of Bendy, putting all his weight on him. Bendy gasped for air but couldn't get any.

"Y-you're too fat! Cups, get up! Please, I can't breathe!" Cups quickly sat up and hovered over him.

"Sorry, Bends! You okay?" Bendy nodded and panted heavily. Then they heard footsteps and saw Mugs, Boris, and Mr. Felix walk into the hotel room.

"Hey, we got some pop-" Mugs trailed off as he saw the two. Cups hovering over Bendy, both of their faces red and they were both panting. "W-we'll come back another time!" Cuphead and Bendy raised their eyebrows in confusion.

"What was that all about?"

"I have no...idea..." Then Cuphead realized how close him and Bendy were. Then he realized what the others thought. "OH SHIT!! Hahaha!"

"What's so funny?"

"Th-the others haha! They thought we were having sex!"

"WHAT?!"

"Well it looked like it." Bendy slightly agreed. They both stood up and went to the others to explain themselves. Boris and Mugman were upset to find out it wasn't what they thought. They really thought bendystraw had finally happened!