Pet Headcanons

They're is nothing you can do or say to stop me from believing that Texas has a Australian Shepherd Border Collie mix named Waylon. I have a Border Collie, one thing that I know about Border Collies is that they like empty Milk jugs. Waylon brings a jug and places at Texas's feet. Texas will throw it and Waylon bring it back. If you pat your chest Waylon will jump up with his front paws on your shoulders, this is his way of giving a hug (my dog does this). He's a pretty big dog but doesn't realize it, he thinks he's a lap dog sometimes. This is what he looks like:

California definitely has a cat. He has a California Spangled, her name is Angeles. Angeles is always getting chased by Waylon. When Cali sees this he'll go and pick her up. Waylon follows them until Texas walks by then he follows him. Cali calls her 'Baby' and 'Angel'. This is what she looks like:

Florida has a bearded dragon named Gator. He likes to walk around with Gator on his head. He'll also put him under his hat during state meetings. He also has little clothes that he puts on him. Florida has a little blow up Flamingo that was originally made you hold your drink if your in the pool or something. He likes putting Gator on it in the pool or bathtub or something.

Colorado had a Samoyed named Yeti. If you see Colorado walking around the Statehouse Yeti is probably not far behind him. Yeti and Waylon play together a lot.

Alaska so has an Alaskan Husky. Her name is Shasta. She also likes to play with Yeti and Waylon. She also likes to cuddle. You can usually find her cuddling with Alaska or Hawaii or both.

Maryland has three fiddler crabs. Sebastian, Mr. Krabs, and Tamatoa. He loves his crabs, they're his babies.
Sebastian:

Mr. Krabs:

Tamatoa:

New Mexico totally has a Chihuahua named Nacho. Nacho only behaves around New Mexico. One time he made the bad decision to mess with Waylon. He got chased around the house.

New York has a cat. He has a Tortoiseshell cat named Brooklyn. She's hides under New York's bed if she is being chased by one of the dogs. (Fun fact: most tortoiseshell cats and female. I used to have one, her name was Yoda. RIP)

Georgia also has a cat. He has a Burmese named Chestnut. He calls her Chessie for short. Burmese are known to be lazy cats. They both like to lay around instead of doing stuff.

Massachusetts has a Turkish Angora named Marie. She's the same breed as Marie from Aristocats so he named her Marie. If Marie is sleeping on his chest (which she does a lot) he won't dare move a muscle. He'll just lay there as still as possible until Marie wakes up.

All the cats get chased around but the dogs, it's quite chaotic. (I have two dogs and a cat, my kitty is constantly gets chased, my house is crazy.)

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