Intro

Ben POV:

Me and the I.M.P crew were in a tour bus while they were wearing wigs
and disguises.

Moxxie looked through binoculars at Lyle's mansion.

Ben *Amazed*: "so cool..."

Moxxie *sarcastic*: "Gee! I wonder whose house this is?"

Tour Guide: "And to your right is the
home of famous inventor, Lyle Lipton!"

The crowd "ooh" and took pictures
with their cell phones.

Blitz was wearing makeup and a clown wig removed his sunglasses,

Blitz: "Let's do it, gang!"

All the imps took out their weapons.

Blitz has a flintlock pistol, Moxxie a rifle, Millie two sharp swords, and me, I basically have the strongest weapon in the universe.

Ben POV:

We jumped over a fence and landed in cool poses.

Millie: "Let's kill this rich guy!"

Ben: "Ah shit, here we go again"

Me and the crew race over toward the
windows.

Tour Guide: "And here you'l find three
tacky stalkers about to attempt a murder! things like this could happen to famous people all the time!"

The tourists snapped pictures.

We peed through the window to see an old Lyle in his bed.

Moxxie: "Wow...that machine really did a number on him"

Zooming in, Lyle kisses a picture in his hands.

Lyle: "Goodbye...my one true love."

The picture in the fame consists of dollars bills and a "free stock photos" watermark on it.

Lyle: "All the riches of the world can't fill the emptiness I'm feeling now that my shitty old body can't do anything of value"

Ben: "should we do something?"

Blitz: "oh, fantastic! he's gonna do our job for us!"

Lyle makes a noose out of an IV tube.

Moxxie: "Should we go in there and tie it for him?"

Lyle was about to put it over his head as the imps watch with drinks and popcorn.

For some reason, the noose started glows white, and a strong force knocked the imps back as I hardly stood my ground.

Blitz's kitten sock was about to flies away but I caught it mid air for him, making him happy.

I saw Lyle adjusts to the light and I saw three creatures with wings, a baby and two sheeps floating down gracefully in three rays of light.

Lyle: "Oh lord, I'm being haunted by ugly orphan children now!"

Blitz: "Who the fuck are they?"

Moxxie: "Oh no! Sir, those are..."

Cletus: "Cherubs, Mr. Lyle!"

Lyle: "I hate filthy stinking orphan
children!"

Collin: "We're here to convince you not to kill yourself, sir, to grant you a blessing, on behalf of those in Heaven benefited by your amazing technological advances"

Blitz *angry*: "Oh, HELL no!"

I grabbed Blitz arm.

Ben: "Wait, they are doing something good, they are trying to save him"

Blitz *angry*: "look kid, I'm not having it today"

Blitz angerly marches in through the window, smashing the glass instantly.

Blitz: "Don't forget-"

Misjudging where the floor is in
relation to the window, Blitz face-plants onto the floor while Moxxie, Millie and I enter through a door.

Moxxie: "Lyle Lipton, it is our-"

Moxxie glances at Blitz before looking back at Lyle.

Moxxie: "...humble opinion that you
should continue the process to commit die"

Millie: "I mean, what do you expect to do with all this money now you're old...and gross?"

Ben: "and probably have Chronic Diseases"

Keenie: "Is that a serious question? He can help spread his wealth around with the people of the world! And do so much good with it! And be so fulfilled!"

Keenie flies around and happily throws Lyle's dollar bills in the air.

Lyle: "No!"

Collin: "He could pay for new hospitals and schools!"

Ben: "Nah, he's too greedy to do that"

Lyle: "Why won't you let me die?"

Ben: "why don't you de-age your self using the machine"

Lyle: "I tried it on a 'volunteer' but it turned him into a fetus "

Blitz appears beside him.

Blitz: "Oh, sounds like you need help
offin' yourself there, buddy, Moxxie, what do we got for this fella?"

Moxxie tosses a variety of weapons to
Blitz and Lyle.

Moxxie: "I have some assault weapons, crossbow, hunting bow, tommy gun, old-fashioned shotgun, revolvers in three colors, chainsaws, katanas--"

Collin: "He's classier than that!"

Blitz: "Or you can die in a 70 different way with Ben, SHOW THEM WHAT YOU CAN DO!"

Ben: "I'm not doing it-"

Blitz: "youuu prooomised"

Collin: "W-what do you mean, what's he gonna do?"

Ben: "turn into an alien before your very eyes"

I diald the watch and slapped the core, and in a green light I transformed to Ghostfreak.

Keenie/Cletus/Collin *surprised*: "WHAT!!!, HOW!?!?!?"

Ghostfreak: "It's a long story *turn to
Lyle* now old man"

I showed him my claws.

Ghostfreak: "those claws can rip through flesh like it's nothing, or if you want, Ỉ̵̺ ̷̣̈́c̴͎͛a̷̬̍n̶̰͆ ̸̫̐g̶̨̀i̶̩̒v̵̻̈́e̴̋͜ ̸̨̌y̷̗͒o̷̮̐ù̶̲ ̴̙̀ť̸̨ḩ̶̄ẻ̷͓ ̴͙̔ḇ̴̿i̵̪̿ǵ̷͔ḡ̷̙e̵͓̔s̴͔͛ṭ̴̚ ̶̱͠s̸̛̞c̴̨̕a̶̛͎r̵͇͆e̴̬̽ ̶̖̒of ̶̠͑ý̴̟o̶̤̐ų̴̿'̸̙̽r̶̰̈ē̵̻ ̸̨́ ̸̙̕l̵̺͑ị̶͒f̷̝̓ĕ̸̠" I said in a hunting voice

With a sinister grin, I peeled back a layer of my skin, revealing a mass of writhing tentacles beneath. The old man recoiled in horror, while the Cherub shut their eyes tightly, unable to bear the sight.

Lyle: "...Good God, you're ugly on the inside too..."

I detransformed back.

Lyle points a rifle in his mouth,
before Collin takes it from him.

Collin: "There are still plenty of
reasons to live, Mr. Lyle!

Ben: "In his case, no there isn't"

Cletus *angerly*: "And who do you think you're self human"

Ben: "Me, I'm Ben tennyson, the wielder of the strongest weapon in the universe, the omnitrix, and the savior of the universe"

Cletus *angerly*: "I don't care who you are or what cheap tricks you can do, you're disrupting our work of saving this poor innocent soul"

Ben: "innocent, uhh no, poor, clearly no"

Millie sniffs Lyle, she becomes visibly
ill, covers her mouth, and while holding Moxxie by the shoulder, vonmits on the floor.

Millie *weakly*: "smells like he ain't
been out of bed in months!"

Cletus: "Life can be beautiful at any age"

Ben: "There are limits to that saying"

Keenie: "there aren't any and we'll show him!"

Cletus/Collin/Keenie *cheers*: "Yeah!"

Blitz/Moxxie/Millie *yells*:
"Nnnnno!"

Ben: "You can just end it right here, why wait"

Blitz: "But its more fun if we convince him to kill himself"

Cherubs takes Lyle and his bed outside to a hill, overlooking a forest and a lake.

Cletus: "Look around, Lyle. God's gift of nature is a wonder to behold,
regardless of age! Or wealth!"

Collin: "If you were to end your life, you'd be missing all of this!"

Ben: "Not gonna lie, the view is beautiful"

Blitz appears in a tiger costume.

Blitz: "Mm-hm, you're gonna buy that
load of shit from a baby and the sheep it fucks?"

Blitz does a suggestive gesture with his fingers, indicating sex.

Keenie covers her mouth and gasps. Collin blankly stares in disbelief, and Cletus gives a disappointed look.

Keenie *gasps*: "That is so inappropriate! and sinful"

Ben: "inappropriate...yes...sin..No"

Keenie: "LUST IS A SIN!"

Ben: "It's not a sin unless done in surplus without wanting reproduce, I think or it's only a sin when it turns into rape and shit"

Keenie: "YOU'RE- right I guess"

Ben: "Exactly"

Keenie: "Shut up! it's still
inappropriate!"

Millie and Moxxie appear in cat costumes.

Millie flips the double bird while insulting Keenie.

Millie: "Oh, kiss our ass, prude!"

Ben "cool costumes"

Moxxie/Millie: "Thank you"/"Oh thank you Benny!"

Blitz shoves Lyle aside in the face and
sits next to him.

Blitz: "Anyway, take it from me, a fellow genius, nature is no picnic up close"

Lyle looks through the binoculars and sees a group of bunnies and squirrels together.

The critters are suddenly torn apart and eaten by a pack of hungry wolves.

Lyle: "Oh no!"

Ben: "Holy shit"

Collin: "*tries to tug his binoculars away* S-s top looking!"

Lyle: "*holds onto the binoculas* I can't stop! I've never wanted to die more than I do now!"

A bear swipes a wolf to the ground and raises a paw to attack.

The bear is then crushed by a falling tree, cut up by a beefy logger with a chainsaw.

A beehive lands on the man's head and he screams.

Both his arms are chopped off by the chainsaw and his body is skewered by a charging stag as lighting flashes.

Everyone freezes in horror, while Blitz fakes it and grins smugly.

Cletus *nervously*: "Let's go check out someplace else!"

Me and the crew moved to a shopping mall, and Lyle, in his bed, is pushed through a wall.

Lyle: "Oh, Lord. Where are we now?!, Let me perish!"

Keenie: "We're here to show you another thing life is worth living for: childhood wonderment!"

Ben: "for me, I had the best childhood with the Omnitrix"

Lyle: "Why, look at those sweet,
disease-ridden vermin, their joy comes from innocence, unspoiled by the burdens of adulthood...and their middle-class existence, such simple joy they have, It is inspiring, thank you for showing me this"

Blitz: "Hey, dipshit!"

Blitz and Millie are dressed as elves, while a grumpy Moxxie wears a reindeer costume.

They stand by the other Santa and a kid while I was beside the Cherubs

Blitz: "Wanna see whose lap you're sittin' on?!"

Blitz rips off the red robe.

"Santa" is revealed as an ugly gnome wearing a "#Cuties" shirt, all while making a gnome noise.

The kids scream and run.

Lyle sobs like a baby as Collin and Keenie cover his eyes.

A concerned Cletus pushes the bed
away.

Boy *off-screen*: "Santa's EVIL!"

Next, Lyle is in bed in the woods next to a wooden sign reading "Lover's Lookout, I guess..."

Lyle: "Eh! This place reeks of TEENAGERS!"

Cletus: "Lovers' Lookout, sir! We're here to remind you about possibly life's greatest joy of all!"

Collin: "No! Love"

Lyle: "I've never been in love before. I
imagine it's quite nice!"

Collin: "It's not too late, sir! You can still find-"

Me and the crew arrive while they were wearing wigs and dresses.

Blitz: "HA! Nice try, ugly"

He pulls out a megaphone.

Blitzo: "Hey, horny lovers! Which one of you would fuck this old man?!"

All the cars speed away in an instant, leaving an old lady looking at Lyle while throwing him kisses, wich made him smile, but Blitz blow her head with his gun.

Blitz: "See, nobody came"

Collin: "*gets into Blitz's face* you know, you four are so utterly c-c-cruel! We're just trying to give hope to someone in need!"

Ben: "oh really, so did Mayberry, but you didn't bother to care about that"

Cletus: "She murdered her husband, sooo"

Ben: "And this guy murdered thousand of people in testing his inventions"

Keenie: "you see, it's kinda
overwhelming to help 8 billion people, and nearly 800,000 people die by suicide in the world each year, and we're only just three and and don't forget all the work we have in heaven...yeah just a big mess"

Ben: "I see..."

Moxxie: "Oh, and you three are so
superior to us just because WE want some selfish, greedy, authoritarian capitalist to keel over DEAD!"

Moxxie through his hands out for
emphasis.

Blitz: "You're makin' things too real now, Moxxie"

Blitz sprays piss from a spray bottle into Moxxie's face, making him flinch and hiss.

We now moved to watching a woman dressed as a Viking singing opera at an auditorium while on a fake unicorn, while a well-dressed man plays a piano.

The Cherubs and the audience are well-dressed, and Lyle only wearing a bowtie.

Cletus: "Behold! The wonder of art
and music! Something always here to
comfort...entertain...and live for!"

While we were up above the stage, Blitz wags his butt and tail like a cat.

Ben: "so, how do you make this bad?"

Moxxie: "We can't, there's literally
nothing bad about opera, that's fact"

Blitz: "*shaking his butt in Moxxie's face* unless we ruin it somehow"

Better move quick before a massacre happen.

Ben: "I'll help"

Millie *surprised*: "Really, how?"

Blitz: "And since when do you help?"

Ben: "Just watch"

I activated the watch and dialed up till I found the alien head silhouette, I slammed the watch engulfing me in a green light.

And when the light died down I was....

Goop: "GOOP!!!"

Blitz: "The fuck?"

Millie *disgusted*: "Ew, you become a big booger"

Goop: "That's one way to say it, let's make it rain shall we"

I started firing a continuous streams of goo at the audience, only stopping after making sure I hit every one of them, except Lyle.

They were all disgusted and stormed off in anger.

Blitz: "Good job, now my turn"

With a mischievous grin, Blitz moved
the spotlight around the stage.

The singer pauses and follows the light as Blitzo moves it some more.

Lyle: "She's not very good"

Blitz chuckles and moves the light
faster and faster as Lyle and the Cherubs narrow their eyes in suspicion.

Blitz softly gasps as he accidentally breaks the stage light off.

The woman sang a final note before the light crushes her on stage.

Shit, wasn't able to save that one.

The Lyle, and the Cherubs scream, while the man nervously tries to keep playing the piano.

Blitz: "Well, at least we made it bad"

Ben: "You made it very bed"

The three cherubs fly angrily toward me and the imps.

Cletus: "THATS IT!! I HAVE HAD IT!!
You three heinous, disgusting
monsters, and you human I thought you will do better then helping them, BUT YOU HAVE MESSED WITH US ENOUGH!"

Collin: W-we're just trying to do our
J-job!"

Moxxie: "Well, so are we!"

Ben: "Why don't we just calm down-"

Cletus: "EEEENOUGH!!"

The Cherubs summon golden
crossbows and aim them at the imps.

I swiftly moved infront of the imps.

Keenie: "step aside Ben, our business is not with you"

Ben: "No, I'm not letting you hurt my friends"

Keenie *though*: "he's so cute when he act tough *blush* WAIT! what I'm thinking all of a sudden"

Cletus: "We are savin' that shitty old man life, whether he wants it or not!"

Blitz: "Well, someone wants that fucker dead! Okay? And he paid in advance, and I spent it all on this..."

Blitzo holds up a green horse figure
wearing jewels, sunglasses and a
"mare-ajuanna" cap.

Blitz: "...so he gotta go!"

Keenie flies into Blitzo's face.

Keenie: "You all are such disgusting,
loathsome beasts!, Your kind is nothing but dirt that shitty dead people tread on! And now, you're trying to meddle with the lives of HUMANS?!

Millie: "So are you! So why don't you shut your trap, you judgmental, *pulls Keenie by her necklace and snaps it back* cotton candy, tit-havin' BITCH?!"

Keenie: "..FILTHY DEMON CRAP!! *tackles Millie*"

For some reason I can hear an intense opera music plays as Keenie and Millie roll over in a cat fight.

Ben: "OH SHIT, I need help"

I slammed the omnitrix but it was still red.

Ben *yells*: "sorry guys I can't help you while the watch is charging"

Blitz: "yeah, yeah what ever" Blitz said as he and Moxxie dodges golden arrows that were shoot from Cletus and Collin

NO ONE POV:

Moxxie runs down the catwalk and jumps down, swinging from a rope, he holds a pistol in one hand and aims it at Keenie, who was fighting with Millie in the air.

Millie slaps Keenie in the face several times, Moxxie fire at a rope which releases a bag.

The bag separates Keenie and Millie, and Moxxie catches Millie.

Moxxie and Millie grab each other's faces with lustful grins.

They French kiss and make out as they swing and spin rapidly above the stage and fire their weapons.

Blitz spots Moxxie's bow-tie and Millie's bra fall from above. The arrows and bullets hit he frst two rows seats, but they all miss Lyle.

Ben: "Damn, wish I could help"

Ben jumped down into the empty seats, sitting next to Lyle.

Ben: "Do you even understand what's going on anymore?"

Lyle: "Yes...It's all starting to make sense now, Life is worth living because we only get one, we must cherish it, If creatures far beyond this living world are going through these lengths over my life, then certainly it's worth living! Killing myself is not the answer, plus... I'm still rich! I can just buy all the things! I NO LONGER CRAVE DEATH!"

Ben: "I'm happy for you old man"

Lyle stands up and holds dollar bills in his hands in triumph.

Millie and Moxxie are spinning while
firing their guns while being chased by Collin and Keenie.

Blitz runs along the metal scaffolding with his flintlock pistol.

He jumps into another one attached with a rope, he and Cletus point their weapons at each other.

Blitz attempts to fire, but finds his gun empty.

After a brief stare-down, Blitz throws his flintlock into Cletus' face.

Cletus: "Oh! You fucker!"

Blinded, Cletus fires his arrow severing the rope holding up the scaffolding Blitz is standing on.

Blitz, Moxxie, and Millie all fall with the metal scaffolding to the floor of the stage, bending a board holding the piano and narrowly missing the pianist.

The pianist stops playing, puts down his stool, and uses it to step down from the bent floorboard.

The piano is then sent flying through the air.

Blitz, Ben, Moxxie, Millie, Cletus, Collin, and Keenie stare as the piano keeps falling.

Lyle screams like a girl and scrambles out of his bed, but the piano suddenly shifts to the spot he has just moved to.

He is then crushed to death by the piano.

Moxxie grins as he sits tied up to Millie, Blitz and the couple grin smugly, Ben was resting his head on his hand with his eyes closed.

Ben *thought*: "Oh man, another one is dead, maybe the government now can use the money for good rather then what Lyle intended to spend it on"

Ben POV:

Moxxie: "Well, well. Would'ya look at that? You...did our job...for us, Heh!"

Millie smirks as she gives the Cherubs two middle fingers.

Collin gasp in horror.

Collin: "Ohhhh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my Gooood!"

Keenie slaps Collin across the face.

Keenie: "Get a hold of yourself, Collin! And do NOT use the Lord's name in vain!"

Cletus: "THIS...ISN'T OVER!"

Blitz, Moxxie, and Millie smirk as Keenie creates a portal to Heaven and the Cherubs fly through, only to be mysteriously repelled back.

Cletus: "WHAT THE--?!"

A group of cherubs descends, two bees, two sheep and Deerie, whi I assume is leader.

The deer conjures up reading glasses and a clipboard.

Good, she didn't see me.

I peeked my head to see Cletus flying toward the portal but it closes, he fell down breaking into tears"

Ben: "Not being able to go back to your home, I can relate" I said as I came out of my hiding spot

Cletus: "Y-YOU HUMAN, WHAT DO YOU WANT!!!" He snapped

Ben: "Now that you're trapped here, what are you gonna do"

Collin: "P-probably gonna end up in a run down building freezing, starving homeless *sob* al-all alone"

Ben *smile*: "well, we can't be having that can we"

All of then looked at me confused.

Keenie: "what do you mean"

Ben: "Let me provide a proposition, I'll take you guys somewhere safe"

Cletus: "And what do we have to do?"

Ben: "Nothing, just live your life in hell with me in the Hotel until you guys find a place to stay for awhile"

Collin: "y-you're willing to help us after all the trouble we caused you?"

Ben: "I'm a hero, and I help who I deemed worthy of it"

Collin *whisper*: "s-so what do you think Keenie, should we take the deal?"

Keenie *whisper*: "I think we should"

I saw Keenie looking at me so I waved at her while smiling, wich she quickly looked away while blushing.

Cletus: "hmm, I guess we don't have any choice, We accept your proposition, human"

Ben: "glad to hear that, so then-"

Wait, oh shit, I started looking left and right trying to find the imps but to no avail, they forgot me here.

Ben: "huh, if you please wait a second"

Time skip.

I transformed into XLR8 and gathered all the stuff I came for in the first place then pull out the remote from my pocket, guess I'll have to change it's function to suit the situation.

I then transformed into Grey matter and used him to tweak the remote, then detransformed back.

Ben: "phow, that gotta do it"

I carefully pressed the device, it shot a yellow light then the light transformed into a portal showing me the inside of my room"

Ben: "Let's go then"

NO ONE POV:

With Blitz and the others.

Blitz claps his hands together.

Blitz: "Welp, the old man wanted to live again and we didn't kill him, so we failed, thanks to those fuckin' cherubs, he's probably up in Heaven now, so... it's a shame all our client wanted was eternal revenge on his business partner, and now the two are forever separated, and now,
we gotta face the fire of fuckin' up"

Moxxie: "Sir... when are you going to tell the client?"

Blitz: "Oh, I already sent him a text, and.. we're in good hands, 'cause texts don't make people angry"

On Blitzo's phone it shows that Loopty Goopty is called "Lupis" in his contacts. The text from Loopty reads "U fail, U die." followed with Blitz replying "sorry" surrounded by emojis, with "saxophone emoji" typed a line below.

Moxxie looks worriedly to the wall behind him.

A metal escalator proceeds to crash
into the office as he scurries out of the way.

Loopty: "*descending the escalatorl*
BLIIIIIITZO!"

Blitz *worried*: "Loofaaaaa! We can
explain everything, I was-"

Another metal escalator crashes through the wall and squashes Moxxie as Lyle, now a mechanical demon, arrives with a grin.

Blitz/Millie *confused*: "Lyle Lipton?!"

Millie: "I don't understand, we thought you went to Heaven?"

Lyle *scoffs*: Heaven?! You don't make millions in technological advances in robotics by NOT experimenting on the poor! *laughs*"

Loopty: "Oh, you no good heartless son of a bitch! *Turns to Blitz* thank you for reuniting me with my best friend!"

Lyle: "The only question now is what do two old genius robotic inventors do now that we're in Hell?"

Wally Wackford crashes through the
ceiling.

Wally: "Did someone say, I say, inventors?! Name's Wally Wackford, and I am lookin' for creative new people to exploit!- I mean, employ *twirls his mustache*"

Blitz: "Everyone, STOP FUCKIN' UP MY WALLS! Moxxie's gonna have to fix all this shit!"

Moxxie is shown trapped, foaming from the mouth.

Blitz: "Oh, chill out, Moxxie, If you kiss my ass any harder, you'll go right inside me, Satan's balls! First we deal with Heaven's table-scraps, now this?"

Wally: "I guess...you can say, you say,
you have a holey operation here, Blitzo!"

Wally slaps his knee and laughs. He
doubles down on the floor.

Blitz: "Get out"

Wally continues laughing.

Wally: "Oh-ho-ho! I say, Oh!"

Blitz: "No, I'm serious. Get the FUCK
OUT!"

Everyone in the room looked at Blitz,
shocked and surprised.

Outro

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AOUTHOR: this chapter really took every cell brain to complete it, hope you like it