Adam was not pleased at your chosen outfit. It was a simply large chunky yellow cardigan, a turtle neck black long sleeve shirt, cozy blue jeans, and some cute pairs of shoes to walk in. This was nothing reveal, to his taste, yet grew furious that his 'protection charm' is hidden away under so many layers.

"Oh, there you are!~" the fat cat purrs, loving the head scratches and little kisses, to which made Adam kinda jealous of the animal "Be a good boy okay?~"

Adam snorts, still in angel form, rolls his eyes as he crosses his arms. "Like if that peice of shit can talk.."

You, who just found your bag and belongs, ignore his comment. The café was four blocks away. You can make it on foot. Slipping on some black fuzzy gloves, did you finally look back towards the grumpy angel. For some reason, it looked like he didn't want you to leave..

"Adam?"

He didn't say anything back. What he did, though, was release a deep sigh, soon facing his roommate with soft, tired eyes. For once, he didn't look so mean looking.

"Take care of Gary for me. And yourself too while I'm gone. Okay?"

He didn't snap nor say much. All he did was nod his head. Slouching against the wall as if this was all going  according to plan.

From there you left. Rushing towards the café.

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Think I was going to do a time skip?

This soon??

Nah. Not my plan. Got no time for that.

Meanwhile, in the café, sat the king of hell. He wore what he thought would be considered nice. A simple dark academy core outfit. He sat there at the table, once in a while glancing around nervously, to which his fingers fiddled with the small box silky bloody crimson ribbon. He made you a gift. Tucked away in a small black box.

This wasn't his idea of swooping in to be here once again for a date. Human dating. It really takes him back to when he fell in love with Lilith, the first woman of human kind and wife of Adam. Love at first sight to only be sent to hell, raise an emperor together, bring in new life from their unbreakable love, just to mess it all up and become a divorced king of hell. It hurts him to break all contact with her too. He made so many rubber duckies, becoming obsessed after hooking up with Eve for four months straight after, to which he was unsure this will turn out well. He entirely admits that she is pretty and seemed like a good person...

So much was going on within his head, and with time ticking away, he was dead on worried you stood him up.

"Your Chai tea with honey. Is there anything else you need sir?"

"N-NO!Ah...yeah. N-Not right now." He spooked the poor waiter, soon taking the nearest spoon to mix in the honey with his chai tea "Thank you."

The waiter decided to leave. Leaving the nervous wreck by himself....

Then there you were, a mess, running in to sit across the king of hell "I'm so sorry I'm late!" he dismissed your apology for he was falling in love ten times more, your simple outfit made you look beautiful in his eyes.

Lucifer smiles a tad wider "Don't worry about that love. How about we get your order in yes?" he was becoming slightly calmer after your arrival and this time, the first time, he witness the creeping blush on your face after saying 'love'.

From there the two chit chat from time to time. The same waiter from before delivers you drink and some small appetizers. Lucifer remains silent and simply adored everything you speak about. Your childhood, family, the cat from earlier, and mentioned your lovely small business set up at some small crappy apartment. The more you spoke, the more he falls. Many times he considered to inform you about who he really is, he really thought about it, yet chose not to. Either way he mention things like his work life as a contractor which is kinda true, his dear lovely beautiful Charlie, a cat he owns too, and his obsession with ducks. So much time was spent talking about ducks..

"Your a funny sweet guy thought your named after a fallen angel." Your smile was cercear, dipping your bread into some seasoned butter cup, eating it to comment him further "In all honesty, whoever or where ever she is now, she truly messed up on divorcing you."

Lucifer chuckles lightly in amusement, his stomach fluttering in glee at your comment, just to stare down at chai tea, swishing it around, adoring the brown cider wood color "Love blooms only to die by fire over time." he sips his tea, mumbling to himself "..I wish Lilith was you. Lovely and beautiful as Sirius..."

"Sorry what was that?"

"NOTHING!" he stood up so quick from his seat, everyone now looking at the two and the chair flinged to the ground beside him, your not sure why he stood up in such panic, to which he sweat drops at the publics attention, fixing his tie as he sits back down, uneasy with everything "Uh...want to leave this place? I-If you want to I...fuck!"

Lucifer felt like he ruined his shot, falling deeper in his flaws, to only be pulled back to the surface by soft fingers set under his chin, guiding him to look up to apologetic (E/C) eyes full of warmth and forgiveness.

"Mistakes are bound to happen Luci. Come on, I have the perfect place resume our date."

After saying that, trying to ease Lucifer nerves, call the waiter from earlier over to pay the bill. Apologizing for the male who was stiff as board. He really thought he fucked up. Ruin everything within the instant. But here he was, gift tucked away in his coat, holding hands with this human woman. It was like he was a puppet. Soon he was dragged out to the nearest park. Taken with joyous excited steps to the long old bridge that was made from one shore to another, a lake before and below their very feet.

He blinked, unsure of what your doing with a brown paper bag, to which peeks to find what is inside "...Bread? My dear, are you starving at a time like-?"

The loudest quack came from the lake. Lucifer turns over to stare at the herd of ducks coming in from afar. Each seemed to recognized the woman beside him, their favorite person, to which of course they all flock together to be feed. Lucifer almost fell into the lake below because of how much he adored ducks. Soon pulled back by his date, a single loaf of bread for him to take.

"It's been a while since I been here. How about we feed them? They do look hungry." Your happy smile and giggle sent his once angelic yet now demonic heart into a frenzy.

His face was hot, flushed all over "Y-Yeah! They d-d-do!Haha!" his blush refused to calm down, remembering his duties in Hell awaits him, gulps as his body reach for the box, he was shaking in nervousness.

You feed two of the ducks that approach you, the names were Jerry and Tommy, resume to feed more till a soft poke was felt on your right shoulder. Looking up, thinking he ran out of bread so soon, find a black box gift in his hands. A pretty crimson ribbon wrapped around it beautifully.

"I...made this for you..that exact night I return home. Your beauty haunting my mind ever since.."

The loaf of bread was snatched away from your hands by one of the ducks, Davey was his name, to which you flush a little at the man who turns his face entirely away from your view. He never ceased to stop blushing. How could he after saying that?

Softly taking the box, undoing the ribbon with utter care, soon open the box to find the cutest thing ever; A small rubber duckie with a rose flower crown, beside it was a basket full of roses too.

"I understand if you hate i-oh my.."

A set of warm soft lips pecked his cheek, surely his face was no longer the shade of a rose but now the sun itself, look back in shock and awe to find your face too was flushed. Red as a strawberry.

"I love it. Thank you Luci."

He smiles "Good to know. Your welcome, my darling.~" to which he finally feeds the ducks below, all were eager to eat bread, the world becoming none existent as the two feed the hungry birds. Leaving the two souls in peace.

As peaceful and calming as it was. A strange man remained in the shadows, hidden from the two line of sight, the rage he felt brewing with endless pit for revenge. He was mad and glade for tracking you down. As for your date? Well, for now, that will be handled far away from you. A place more quiet and abandoned. Revenge will come one day and surely it will be a splendid feast.

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!! 

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!

YA'LL SHOULD I MAKE THIS INTO A POLY? LIKE, ADAM X READER X LUCIFER FANFIC?? SOMEONE BODY HELP ME IDK WHAT TO DOOOOO ASBEEBEKBEBEJBCSCBKDJBCKJA