[not mine]

Aries: fighting people

Taurus: shopping

Gemini: lying for your ass

Leo: getting you places you shouldn't be

Virgo: money $$$$ cash money $$$$

Libra: v e n t i n g

Scorpio: adventure

Sagittarius: telling you shit someone said about you

Capricorn: climbing "construct" ladders (social)

Aquarius: homework

Pisces: artsy stuff