[not mine]

Aries: fuck you

Taurus: fuck off

Gemini: fuck it

Cancer: oh my fucking God

Leo: motherfucker

Virgo: fuck my life

Libra: fuck everything

Scorpio: fuck me

Sagittarius: fuuuuuuckkkk

Capricorn: fucking hell

Aquarius: fuck dude

Pisces: I fucked up