[not mine]

Aries: being alone

Taurus: no pizza (same, Taurus, same :/)

Gemini: not having friends

Cancer: being cheated on

Leo: (not a damn thing)

Virgo: not being appreciated

Libra: jail

Scorpio: being lied to

Sagittarius: being wrong

Capricorn: being homeless

Aquarius: marriage

Pisces: death