Chat Name: Kay
Date: 24, June 2015
Participants: Kay and I

Context:
Well, my friend Kay I've known for a few years now. He is quite a lovely person and today we were catching up via Skype. We talked about cosplays and exchanged a few links and started on the subject of an AU he wanted to tell me about for the Homestuck fandom. To put it simply, it was quite, "Wibbly Wobbly Timey Whimey stuff". Temporal Tom foolery. This is where it lead...

Kay: I'm ready to tell you the stupid AU.
Me: Tell!!
Kay: Ok. So, context!
Alternia and earth existied at the same time in the same universe, pretty standered, but certain people get magical properties based on there class and asepct. and some shiengiens happened with the trolls coming to Earth and the kidnapping and destruction of space time.
Me: Oh! Interesting!!
Kay: It's dumb
Me: It's interesting, I do love a good theory. Just can't make any up myself without it leading into shameless rambling with myself.
Kay: If you say so. More ignorance to the actual plot though.
Me: Still fun!
Kay: We ended up on Mindfang's ship, which was more of a cruiser, and fought some dudes.
Me: Instead of "Planet Fucking Jupiter" attacking the Earth it was Mars.
Kay: Why is fucking Jupiter not attacking the Earth??
Me: To stop Global Warming!!! HAHAH!! End Global Warming!! Jupiter attacks the Earth!!!!!!
Kay: What the Hell are you talking about?!?
Me: Who cares!!? Just, planet Jupiter and Mars gossip about Earth and its Global warming issue. Then, out of nowhere, Jupiter has had enough and yells, "STOP GLOBAL WARMING!!! IM TOO GASSY FOR THIS SHIT!" Earth retorts back, "IM TOO HOT FOR YOU!" I'm crying so hard inside with laughter. Mercury just gives a "really bitch?" Face over at Earth.
Kay: WHAAAAAT!?!?!?
Me: I
DONT
KNOW!!!
HELP ME KAY!! IM GOING TO WRITE A FANFIC WITH THE WHOLE SOLAR SYSTEM WITH QUADRANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CANT STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I believe this conversation could have led down a better route but this is what happens when you don't feed a mute. After this, my dear friend somehow calmed me back down and we resumed a normal conversation leading up until he had to depart for work.
Hope life treats you well Kay.