Chat name: (prior) I'M NOT PREGNANT
Date: 23, May 2015
Participants: Krys, Blaze, SpaceG and Myself

Warning...this introduction is a warning to all of those readers who can't handle extreme idiocracy and who might be triggered by cursing and or swearing. The Chat named changed to "Crazy Chat" when we were done with this conversation.

Context: Krys and I were chatting away and somehow got to talking about pregnancy. Blaze had some friends over and they're included in the chat but I felt as if they should be kept anonymous. This is how the chat went.

Krys: HEY GUYS! I WANTED YOU TO KNOW THAT I AM NOT PREGNANT!! IN NINE MONTHS I WILL NOT HAVE A BABY!
Me: BLAZE! BLAZEEEEEEEE!!! THIS MIGHT BE NEWS TO YOU BUT YOU AREN'T PREGNANT EITHER!!!!
Blaze: What...the.....
Krys: You noticed!!!!
Anon 1: Since when did you think Blaze was
Krys: Ask Spades how this came to be
Anon 1: Why am I not surprised he was a part of this
Krys: Because you know them
Blaze: wtf!?
Anon 1: She finally notices...
Anon 2: umm....
Space: Yay anon 2!!
Anon 2: Hi Space.

From here up until the chat has almost come to a close I got into a strife with the first Anon. I'll type it up but feel free to skip it.

Me: You guys... Morning
Anon 1: look at who finally decided to grace us with their presence
Me: Don't fucking test me today Anon.
Anon 1: like I'm afraid. Help me. Oh dear me I've angered the beast!!
Anon 2: umm... I suggest listening.
Space: Anon 2, High five!

The two cuties high fived and seemed alright. They really got along well it was quite cute.

Krys: Anon 1, look at what you've done. Gone off and got Spades' anger to come out of its little hole. Why on earth would you do that??
Blaze: I'm still confused about the pregnancy thing
Krys: again... Ask Spades!
Anon 1: because I don't really give a fuck! And Blaze, go ask the guy!!!
Anon 2: can we all just get along?
Krys: Anon 1, you met that guy and Anon 2 I am willing to if Anon 1 BEHAVES
Anon 1: "that guy" is Spades and I don't have to FUCKING behave.
Blaze: coach Mercer would want you to, Anon 1

Blaze winked at the I suppose very flushed Anon

Anon 1: I will strangle you.
Krys: Guys! Hi Dad!

Now at this point Krys and Space were fighting over what the chat name was going to be. Either "Crazy Chat" or "I'M NOT PREGNANT". And Krys' dad soon got on the computer and if we messaged each other in that chat her dad would see it too. "Crazy Chat" won the fight for the group name and no one ever touched the chat again. Even to this day.