Chat name: (prior) VIVA LA ROJA DE AGUA!!!
Date: 5, June 2015
Participants: Krys, Blaze, SpaceG, and Myself

Context: Here goes... So, when you are friends with a person named Krys who acts like Krys you get yourself into some serious trouble. And by trouble I mean this group chat. To give you some background context it is around 8 in the morn and Krys and I were seemingly the only ones awake. After about 3 messages Blaze joined in to impart on us that they really needed to sleep, so, Krys and I moved into our PM (private messaging) and found out Blaze had updated their Wattpad account. We read the update and left some comments. This is the result...

Krys: Blaze whatever you do check your Wattpad comments
Me: HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!! :regrets nothing:
Krys: Lol. :in the same boat as Spades:

If only I had truly regretted nothing... Now their is a time gap between the incoming and outgoing messages between us all. Krys and I kept busy in our own little chat, that is, until Blaze came back... They gave us a look of malicious intent. The emoticon was quite intimidating.

Blaze: My evil mind shall forever torture you! And f*** you. I /really/ needed that sleep that you so happily ruined.

Krys inserted some laughing emoticons while I apologized. All the while, Blaze is imagining Krys being fed to a monster. Pretty nice way to go if you ask me. Die a legend of sorts.

Me: Nuuuuuuuuuu

Blaze soon began to "spam" the chat with maniacal laughter and devils everywhere.

Me: KRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYS!!! (...) Can't say I won't miss them.
Blaze: lol
Me: Krys, you were a great friend. Imma miss you.

Blaze proceeded to feed Krys to a monster from Zone 10. Quite a sight if you get the reference. I believe Blaze was being merciful to Krys considering we ruined their sleep.

Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! [insert gross sobbing here] K-Krys...

Just then, after I had sent that very message, Krys emerges once again! A bit beat up with a bloody scar on their neck and limping. Gushing blood everywhere. I feared quite a bit for my previously fallen comrade.

Krys: You idiots. You obviously have no idea how much I can kick butt. You should see the monster. I'm coming for you Blaze.
Me: ...Krys
Krys: ...........Spades

She winked right then and I began to grossly sob once more hugging them.

Me: KRYS!!!!!!!!!!!
Krys: Now where is Blaze to join this group hug?
Me: BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZE
Krys: [insert creep voice] Blaaaaze-
Me: Oh golly.
Krys: lol. Golly.

Just then Krys jumped off a cliff yelling Blaze's name. When they got the bottom they looked up to see Blaze at the top, bungee jumping back up, Krys found that Blaze had teleported to the bottom once again grabbing ME of all people to jump back down!!

Me: AHHHHHHH!!!! GOSH DANG IT KRYS!!

Blaze stared with a bored expression.

Me: KRYS!
Krys: SPADES!!
Blaze: No
Krys: BLAZE!!!
Blaze: Not gonna happen
Krys: Get in this hug Blaze! How heartless can you be???? Wait, you just fed your best friend to a monster...never mind.

Blaze proceeded to give Krys, the look ((-.-)) while Krys laughed and laughed. Blaze started to walk away.

Me: Aw. Please Blaze?
Krys: Nuuuuuuuuuu
Blaze: No
Krys: Pwease Bwaze?

Krys and I made our best puppy eyes and pouty faces. Hoping to break the heart of stone inside Blaze to no avail.

Krys: Aw c'mon! You can't say no to the puppy pout. It would be like saying "No" to Kim Possible herself!
Space: So much spam
Krys: SPACE!!
Space: Yeah
Blaze: Still no. Hi Space.
Krys: Nooooooooooo
Blaze: No. I gtg. Later
Space: Bye
Krys: ...fine. Bye

And not too long after this adventure ended I renamed the group chat "Happy Sh- Friday". Gotta love those Guard jokes.