Chat name: 3 treats and a bacon strip
Date: 7, June 2015
Participants: Krys and Myself (Feat. Blaze)

Context: I am over at a relative's house and there was a dog at the top of the staircase named Shamus. He is an old Sharpey that is owned by my uncle with whom I share the upstairs with. Well, when I first arrived I needed to get upstairs to my room in which to put my clothes and toiletries away. I took one step towards the stairs and I got the growl. So, being resourceful I got the pooch to follow me to the pantry and gave him 3 treats and a bacon strip. It earned my the rite of passage up the mighty feat the was the stairs. When I "told" Krys about it, they started a chat.

Krys: Spades, how did you get up the stairs?
Me: It took me 3 treats and a bacon strip to scale the mighty stairs.
Krys: spam spam spam spammy spam spam sing song voice
Me: Lamb Chop sing along
Krys: C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G song!
Me: It will help if you just sing alooooong (...)
C
A
M
P
F
I
R
E
S
O
N
G
Song!
Krys: C
A
M
P
F
I
R
E
S
O
N
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Song!!!
Me: Haha!!

At this point, Krys changed the chat name to "Blaze and Space are going to hate us..." And us being us we made references.

Me: Just don't hit the nose. I need that
Krys: TO SMELL THE POMEGRANATE SOAP! Guys, Spades is making weird faces and I can't laugh as loud as I want because everyone is still asleep...UGH! (...) GUYS!!! Doctor Who is coming to Disney XD on Saturday!!!!!
Me: Blaze, now there is no excuse for you not to watch Doctor Who.
Blaze: I don't have Disney and I WILL murder you.
Krys: NO!! Blaze come back!! You can blame it all on Spades!!
Me: ...
Krys: ...
Me: Mean. But so true.
Krys: Yeah, you started it ((I did not!))
Me: Haha! Broadway man, lungs are a thing!!
Krys: ?
Me: THEY HAVE LUNGS!!!!
Krys: who...?
Me: AND A DIAPHRAGM THAT IS A THING THEY USE!!!!!!! BROADWAY PEOPLE!
Krys: I am so cunfuzzled
Me: KRYS!! KRYS!!!!!!!
KR
YS
Krys: SPA
DES
Me: KRYS!
Krys: SPADES!!
Me: YOU GOTTA CHANGE THE NAME BACK!
CHANGE
THE
NAME
BACK
Krys: To what!??
Me: AHHH
IM DYING
MY LIFE FORCE IS LEAVING ME KRYS
KRYYYYYYS!

Right around here, Krys changed the name to "IM DYING" which wasn't the previous name so I honestly have no idea why they changed it to that but that is a story for another time. Anyways...

Me: NO!!
KRYS
CHANGE IT BACK
Krys: SPADES YES!
Me: THREE TREATS AND A BACON STRIP
KRYS!!
YOU GOTTA CHANGE IT!!!!!!

When Krys changed the chat's name back to it's birth name, I cried tears of joy. Those tears, would lead to many more fun times to come.