This is Dan

My persona Becky has a slightly new look now 

Me: Howling hello to you. Today I have an interview with Dan from Hasbro's Dan vs

Dan: Uhh Becky I'm getting paid for this right?

Me:...no but Mr Mumbles can have a big bag of cats treats and you get a big Turkey sandwich   

Dan: Food i'm giving you MY time and all I'M GETTING IS FOOOD! 

Me: Yes 

Dan: Ok just checking

BOOM CRASH SCREAM

I glare at Dan

Dan: Don't look at me ( he say pointing to himself ) 

???: I'm ok! 

Dan: Chris!? is that you? What are you doing here? 

Chris: I Hurd the word food. ( eating a turkey sandwich )

Dan: ( eye twitches ) is that my sandwich

Chris: wha-

Dan: Is that in your hand MYYY SAAAANDWICH???!!! 

Me: No Dan, there are lots of them in the back room

Dan:...oh...wait a second I would like a sandwich now AND at the end please

Chris: DAN! don't be rude

Dan: RUDE I'll show you ru-...

Me: Sigh why do I even bother 

Elise: Uh Becky what happened?

Me: Chris had food, Dan now what's said food

Elise: uh I see 

CRASHSCREEEECH "OWWWWWA!"  "LET GO"  "NO YOU LET GA GO FIRST YOU SANDWICH STEELIER"