Bloopers #1

-Meeting Haru #1

Vivian: *slams Haru on locker*...BISH YOU TOUCH MY SISTER IT'S GONNA BE A BIG PROBLEM!!!!

Everyone: *laughs*

Me: CUT!!!

-Meeting Sasuke #1

Sasuke:*gets in Vivian car* you wanna know what people like me do

Vivian: what?

Sasuke:*chuckle* forgets their line that's what

-meeting Mai

Vivian- Hey girl what's yo name?

Mai- my name is carry im so very.. fly oh my it's a little bit scary. Boys wanna marry. Lookin at my berry yea you can stare but if you touch it imma burry.  Pretty as a picture. Sweet as ya sista. Mad cuz I'm cuter than the girl that's wit cha

Vivian- omilord 

Everyone: DON'T HATE ME CUZ I'M BEAUTIFUL!

Me: ALL EYES ON ME WHEN I WALK IN! DON'T - wait a second that's not the line .... CUT!!!

-Saving hinata from drowning #105

Hinata: BISH HELP ME I'M DROWNING

Vivian: I'LL HELP YOU CUZ I HAVE THE POWER

Mai: *in the background* HE MAN!!

Me: CUT!!!

-Sasuke trying to get Vivian to show emotions/her tears

Sasuke: CRY GOD DAMNIT

Vivian: *cries*

Sasuke: *hugs Vivian* Yeah show me your tears princess. *kisses Vivian forehead*

Me: um...... cut?

ENDING OF BLOOPERS #1

Shikamaru: HEY guys my girlfriend Lazy turtle is dead so well I'll be continuing the story and doing the out tro

Me: *in a closet* SHIKAMARU LET ME OUT!!

Shikamaru: I can still hear her voice.

Me: IRISSSSSS I SUMMON YOU FROM THE PITS OF HELL!!

IrisxGaara: *get me out of the closet by opening the door*

Me: oh my holy meat balls how did you do that?

Iris: *sweat dropped*

Me: alright my evil demon KILL SHIKAMRU NARA!!

Iris: Nah I'm good.

Me: Wow i summon from the freaking PITS OF HELL IRIS THE FUCKING PITS OF THE FUCKING HELL!! anyway go follow iris go follow shikamaru (even though he ain't on wattpad) wada wada wada *grabs shikamaru* Alright let's go have long heated S£X.

Shikamru: what WHY!?!

Me: cuz I'm bored and because I love you. *leaves*

Iris: welp why are you still reading you perv TRYING TO READ A LEMON HMMMM!!!!

Readers: Why is she still writing

-in a alternate universe

Me: *in computer typing everything* To be honest I don't know

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