WhatsApp Group Chat
'Where's Sebbers'

Christopher
seb
are you there

Mackie
IS U ALIVE

RDJ
ARE YOU ALIVE AND WELL

Chad
honestly, there are THREE types of people

Seb
jeez guys
yes i'm alive

Lizzie
clearly we missed you more than you missed us

Seb
i'm v v touched thank u

Mackie
so how was your christmas like

Christopher
clearly more eventful than ours seeing as he didn't text us at all over the past week

Scarlett
don't mind him ^
he's just bitter about the fact that you're probably halfway across the world, having the time of your life while dorito evans here is stuck with boring old us

Christopher
her words, not mine ^

Seb
look, guys
i'm really sorry i was missing in action over the past week
and on christmas as well
merry christmas btw
i hope i'm not too late

Paul B.
better late than never, seb

Paul R.
bettany's got a point. . . for once in his life ^

Mackie
i taught u well, tic tac ^
AND YOU HAVEN'T ANSWERED MY QUESTION YET SEBASTIAN

Seb
yes my christmas was good
and rather eventful

Christopher
eventful eh?

Lizzie
^^
what happened exactly?

RDJ
i'm curious too!!!

Seb
how was the christmas party?

Mackie
oh no no
you are not getting out of this that easily
what did you mean by eventful
come on, spill it

Seb
eventful, mackie
google the definition

Christopher
you're hiding something from us

Lizzie
what did you do this time, sebastian

Seb
hey you said i was always the quiet one on set
why would you quickly assume that i did something ☹

Scarlett
it's because you're quiet that we'd suspect you've done something

Daniel
not fun being the quiet one now, eh?

Seb
i just went to a pub
and drank a few beers
and went back to my hotel and sang holly jolly christmas in my room while i stared at the wall clock

Christopher
that sounds completely eventful

Mackie
sarcasm is literally dripping off of his tongue rn ^

Lizzie
seb, chris has no time for your bullshit anymore

RDJ
come on, winter soldier
spit it out
did you meet a girl
your potential wife??
potential girlfriend??
or potential on-screen lover for the infinity war movie???

Chad
look at rdj go ^

Seb
alright alright
i met someone while i was at the pub
and we sort of hit it off pretty well

Christopher
so, are y'all gonna fondue

Mackie
did y'all do the dirty

Scarlett
two types of people literally ^

Paul R.
mackie, i'm just deeply ashamed to be your friend rn

Paul B.
i agree with the ant ^

Mackie
why aren't you ashamed to be chris' friend????
he said the same damn thing

Seb
mainly because chris' question came off as rather innocent in comparison to yours 🙃

Lizzie
oh btw, notice how sebastian didn't deny that that someone he met could possibly be his future lover/girlfriend/wife? 😉

Mackie
lizzie's quicker than us damn
girl u good

Seb
hold your horses
i only just met her alright
like two days ago

Mackie
ok then answer this
are you gonna be seeing her again

Christopher
^^

RDJ
^^^

Lizzie
^^^^

Seb
. . .
yes. . .

Mackie
YOU DID THE DIRTY DIDN'T YOU

Christopher
mackie must u act like a five year old 24/7

Seb
jesus, mackie
i'm so embarrassed to have you as a friend

Chad
aren't we all? ^

Lizzie
chad is such a savage

Daniel
agreed ^^

Mackie
stop hurting me i'm smol
pity me will you 🙄

RDJ
seb where are you actually
are you in the bahamas or smth

Seb
nope

Chad
mate, come on
we have no idea where you are

Seb
i really need this break, guys. i'm sorry. i'm sorry i wasn't there for the christmas party and that i didn't get to spend it with all of you but i really do need this short getaway to catch my breath. so, it's gonna stay this way for a little longer.
i promise that once i'm back in new york, i'll come see you guys.

Mackie
you're ditching me for a girl
i'm gonna cry
somebody hug me

Lizzie
oh stop whining, mackie
you're like chris whenever he watches the notebook or the vow, only ten times worse

Scarlett
^^^^

Mackie
mean
i thought you were on my side, liz

Seb
anyway i gotta go now

Christopher
you gonna see her? 😉

Seb
no. . .
not yet at least
i'm gonna go shower

Mackie
because she's too hot for you? 😉

RDJ
mackie for the love of god
stop being so lame will you

Chad
^^^

Mackie
i'm just saying
don't hurt me i'm smol ☹

Seb
bye y'all 👋
i'll talk to you guys in a few days' time
also, just because i didn't check the group chat every day, doesn't mean i don't miss y'all

Christopher
oh stop being so mushy with us
ok i'm joking
you owe me a big hug when you get back
also, how much do y'all wanna bet that he's going to see her 😏

Paul B.
there's no need for bets
and don't worry, sebastian
we love you too

Paul R.
he's definitely going to see her
and yeah, we love ya, bro

Mackie
our little son is all grown up!!!!!!

RDJ
mackie i will kick you out of this gc i swear

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WhatsApp Messages with
Mermaid Jean

Winter Sebastian
mermaid girl

Mermaid Jean
sebastian the crab
i didn't expect to hear from you so soon

Winter Sebastian
well, when did you expect to hear from me then

Mermaid Jean
idk
never i guess

Winter Sebastian
did you think i was the kind of guy to kiss a girl and not text her after that?

Mermaid Jean
hey i barely know you
so for all i know, you could be that kind of guy

Winter Sebastian
you're piercing my heart again

Mermaid Jean
i'm sorry
would you like a band aid

Winter Sebastian
actually, i'd like to know if you really meant what you said the other day

Mermaid Jean
you're gonna have to be more specific because i said a lot of things the other day

Winter Sebastian
about your answer being favourable

Mermaid Jean
ah right

Winter Sebastian
will you be free on new year's eve?

Mermaid Jean
why? do you want another kiss on new year's eve?

Winter Sebastian
that is if you'll allow

Mermaid Jean
stop flirting with me

Winter Sebastian
okay then, will you be free tomorrow?
do you wanna grab some waffles in the morning?

Mermaid Jean
i'll have to check my calendar

Winter Sebastian
wow you're organized

Mermaid Jean
i sure am
i have like a lot of people who want to hang out with me
so in order for me to not forget which day i'm seeing them, i have to jot it down on my calendar
aha who am i kidding
i don't have friends
or at least all my friends are in nola rn
i'm rambling aren't i

Winter Sebastian
sort of, yeah
but i don't mind 😚

Mermaid Jean
i'm just a super boring person, metal arm dude
but if you wanna grab waffles tomorrow morning, i'm totally up for it

Winter Sebastian
really? you really wanna grab some waffles tmrw morning?
and jean, for the love of god
you are not boring
that word shouldn't even exist in your dictionary because you're far from it

Mermaid Jean
stop making my eyes sweat this late, metal arm dude

Winter Sebastian
you're a mermaid
it shouldn't be a problem

Mermaid Jean
i don't see how that adds up to me being a mermaid

Winter Sebastian
i'm lame i'm sorry

Mermaid Jean
i'll let this one slide
so tomorrow, shall we meet at say, 9am?

Winter Sebastian
at your hotel?

Mermaid Jean
sure 😋

Winter Sebastian
okay, i googled the best waffle houses in georgia and there's this one place that looks absolutely divine
we'll drive there
it's about a 1-hour drive

Mermaid Jean
you're not gonna tell me the exact location, are you? ☹

Winter Sebastian
nope, it's a surprise 😌

Mermaid Jean
it's a good thing i trust you

Winter Sebastian
it's a good thing i've gained your trust already
so i'll see you tomorrow? x

Mermaid Jean
see you tomorrow x
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a/n; um guys holy wow there's already 1k reads on this!!!?! 😭 y'all are amazing!! thank you for all your love and support, it truly means the world to me ❤🌹😩