WhatsApp Messages with
Baby Bro 💛

Baby Bro 💛
are u alive
big sister
pls reply me
i know your phone is finally turned on bc my messages are getting delivered and not sent
it'd be nice if you could wish me a merry christmas

Big Sis 💙
yes i am alive, you big baby
you're just checking in on me to see if i got you any presents aren't you
and shouldn't you be wishing me first since i'm older than you???

Baby Bro 💛
wow you know me so well
and ok fine
merry christmas big baby sister who doesn't seem to age at all 💖
r u happy now

Big Sis 💙
i've known you for twenty one years, jon
and yes, i'm v v happy 💝

Baby Bro 💛
so what did you get me!!!!
i'm just kidding
how are you
how's 'travelling' 👀
how's you-know-where
and also what did you get me for christmas

Big Sis 💙
you're so predictable
okay, firstly, i got you some cool stuff and i'm just gonna leave it at that so that you can die from curiosity and suspense
secondly, you-know-where is great
i met a guy at some dingy old pub last night

Baby Bro 💛
ok who is he
how old is he
and more importantly where does he live
because i know where you are and it's a small town and i'm literally packing my baseball bat right now

Big Sis 💙
calm down you big baby
don't go all terminator on this guy
he's pretty nice
we're meeting again in a couple of days or so

Baby Bro 💛
what's his name
and what does he look like

Big Sis 💙
a replica of the guy who portrays the winter soldier

Baby Bro 💛
what
you're joking
no one bloody looks like him

Big Sis 💙
no, jon
when i say replica, i really mean replica

Baby Bro 💛
HAHAHAHAH what
wAIT WHAT
YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT YOUR SPONTANEOUS PLAN ON GOING ON A SHORT GETAWAY JUST TO BREAK AWAY FROM ALL THE CRAZINESS ACTUALLY SCORED YOU A DATE WITH THE WINTER SOLDIER
what the fuck
why can't i get this lucky
can you like set me up on a blind date with elizabeth olsen if that's not too much to ask
i mean i'm sure sebastian freaking stan can pull some strings
and then we can go on a double date

Big Sis 💙
i knew you'd react this way
which is why i'm sending you a picture of him rn to torture you

Baby Bro 💛
holy fuck he's real
he's actually real
and you actually got a picture of him wtf
notice how i said OF him and not WITH him
get married already
and did you at least get his autograph for me

Big Sis 💙
um there wasn't any pen and paper for him to sign

Baby Bro 💛
have i taught you nothing, jean
i told you, you have to be equipped with a pen and paper because you'll never know when you'd cross paths with sebastian fucking stan or even julia roberts

Big Sis 💙
jon, i'm not a fangirl

Baby Bro 💛
yeah but your smol baby brother is a huge fan of a lot of actors

Big Sis 💙
do you want me to get him to say hi to you when i meet him

Baby Bro 💛
don't
my weak heart won't be able to take it
i'll go into a cardiac arrest and you'll have to explain yourself to mum and dad
and my non-existent girlfriend
and our little yorkshire terrier, chester
and as your baby bro, i'm not that selfish as to put you through such hardships

Big Sis 💙
wow you have a heart
i'm glad
i'm proud
A+ for effort

Baby Bro 💛
you're so mean
and it's christmas
you're not supposed to be mean to me
or at least this mean to me

Big Sis 💙
how's it like at home?

Baby Bro 💛
warm, as per usual
dad's out getting some marshmallows bc we ran out of them last night
and mum's preparing her glorious christmas breakfast special

Big Sis 💙
gosh now you're making me miss mum's christmas breakfast special 🙁
does the house smell like cinnamon

Baby Bro 💛
yup
see, i told you you shouldn't have gone on some secret getaway all by yourself
you never listen to me
and now you've met a guy who's gonna probably have to sit through three hours of interrogation, conducted by yours truly
oh oh show him a picture of me with my growling face!!! that'll scare him

Big Sis 💙
calm down, detective
it's not like he's my boyfriend or anything

Baby Bro 💛
but he might
i mean, come on
i'm sure he was the one that approached you and not the other way around 😌

Big Sis 💙
well. . .

Baby Bro 💛
see, i'm right!!!
knowing you, you were probably seated by the bar drinking red wine and staring off into space

Big Sis 💙
wow you know me so well

Baby Bro 💛
i'm your baby brother
of course i know everything
now
stop veering off and tell me more about sebastian stan

Big Sis 💙
well, he stepped into the pub wearing a pair of black sunglasses and a blonde wig

Baby Bro 💛
excuse me what
tell me he wasn't only wearing those

Big Sis 💙
jon, for the love of god
of course he was fully clothed
anyway, before i knew it was him
he came up to me and commented about my buzzing phone because i decided to turn it on
and he was like "did you run away or something"

Baby Bro 💛
oh yeah u did

Big Sis 💙
oh shut up you
and so i sort of glared at him and told him that i'm a bloody grown woman
he, of course, said that a grown woman could always opt to run away
and then he proceeded to slide into the seat next to me and call for a beer

Baby Bro 💛
your life is so much more interesting than mine i'm jealous

Big Sis 💙
it's really not that interesting
so, we started talking and when i asked what's with the sunglasses, especially since he's wearing one in such a dimly-lit pub
he told me he was trying to lay low
and then i told him that that was my intention as well
so, long story short, he took off his wig and sunglasses and i instantly recognized him as the metal arm dude

Baby Bro 💛
pls tell me u did not call him the metal arm dude

Big Sis 💙
i did

Baby Bro 💛
i'm so embarrassed by you

Big Sis 💙
anyway
he asked if he's seen me before because he felt like he has
i told him i'm on the originals
and yeah

Baby Bro 💛
and yeah????

Big Sis 💙
we just continued talking and even played like two rounds of twenty questions before he decided that we should at least dance to bobby helms' jingle bell rock
and annoyingly enough, i agreed and the few people who were in the pub were just watching us like hawks
so once the song ended, charlie the bartender decided to point out the fact that there was a mistletoe dangling just above us

Baby Bro 💛
oh my god
did you
did you
did you!!!!

Big Sis 💙
yes, we did
for the sake of tradition

Baby Bro 💛
ha yeah sure
keep telling yourself that, big sis
"for the sake of tradition"
that's the worst excuse i've ever heard

Big Sis 💙
it was because of tradition!!!

Baby Bro 💛
'tradition' ha sure
and you agreed to meet him in a couple of days or so?
yep, it certainly was for the sake of tradition

Big Sis 💙
it was for the sake of tradition!!

Baby Bro 💛
whatever helps you sleep at night, big sis

Big Sis 💙
i hate u

Baby Bro 💛
u love me
ok i gotta help mum with setting the table
mum and dad send their love, big sis
we miss you loads
and we hope you're happy where you are rn
you deserve all the happiness the world has to offer
love u 💞💞💞
and rmb to keep it pg13 between you two 🙃

Big Sis 💙
send my love to mum and dad as well💗💗💗
i miss the three of you so much
and i love you too, baby bro
even though you can be a tad bit annoying at times
take care and have a good christmas, okay!
talk to you tonight or something xx

Baby Bro 💛
take care 💗
and you're annoying too
but i love you anyway xx
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a/n; i may or may not include the story of their kiss under the mistletoe in one of the later chapters, perhaps sometime in the near future 😉 ehehehe anyway, if you'd like, check out the 'epigraph' chapter for a cute lil' photo strip of jean & seb x