Levi stopped her. "Can you please just try to do one f**king thing at a time? Either make out with me or undo the buttons on my shirt because it's taken you five minutes just to get the first one undone and by this point, we're never even going to make it to second base so for the love of God just prioritize and figure it out."
Brittany, panting hard from making out (poorly) with Levi, finally stopped to properly take off his shirt. Then while she kissed his jaw, she fumbled with his jeans.
"Just let me do it," Levi snapped, taking them off efficiently and declothing her equally as quickly.
***
Levi opened his eyes to find Beth staring at him. "What the f**k you psychopath," he said, scooting over to put some space between him and Brianna.
"I was just watching you sleep. You're so cute when you're sleeping," Betsy cooed.
"That's disgusting and f**king creepy," Levi said, already dressing himself and out the door before she could say "Call me!"
Twenty steps away, Levi turned around and marched back to her room, flinging the door open. "What's your name?"
Her face lit up. "Bella! It means beauti-"
Levi slammed the door again and scanned his contacts. Three Bella's.
He blocked them all, just to be safe, and went on about his day.