@eliwest: spider-man just crawled in through my fucking window
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@username: i have several questions

@username: girl WHAT

@username: what did you do omg
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@eliwest: apparently screeching in terror and lunging for the can of raid offends him
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@NYCWallcrawler: i come with nothing but good intentions, and this is how i'm treated
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@eliwest: i didn't even know that window opened until now

@username: avengers just show up at your apartment now yeet
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@eliwest: APPARENTLY

@thetonystark: my kids.

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@parkerpeter: hey @eliwest your mug has arrived

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