@eliwest: i adopted a sleepy 12 year old
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@username: where did you get a kid

@username: whose child is that
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@eliwest: literally just told you he's mine

@parkerpeter: i'm 15
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@eliwest:

@thetonystark: step away from the kid
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@eliwest: i will not abandon my child
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@thetonystark: HE'S NOT YOURS
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@parkerpeter: mr. stark please don't talk to my mom that way
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@thetonystark: McScuse me bitch
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@parkerpeter: i've already ordered her #1 mom mug

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@eliwest: i've only had peter for a day and a half but if anything happened to him, i would kill everyone on this hellsite, and then myself
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