eli
ok gals everyone get in line
to take me out

eli
in a date way or a murder way,
either is fine

val
make out and take out

eli
you get it

eli
anyways hi you're all very
powerful and intimidating

eli
mark me down as scared and horny

wanda
if no one else will date you then i will

shuri
hold up

wanda
i called dibs

carol
you can't just call dibs on someone

eli
and i, oop-

New direct message from @blackwidow!

natasha
they're a mess, i'm sorry

eli
you're saying that to the messiest
bitch alive

natasha
that's fair

natasha
anyone you seemed like not an
asshole and everyone generally likes
you, so welcome to the club

natasha
the only man allowed in the gc is spider-man

eli
the only bitch i trust

natasha
we're gonna get along great