me: *messes up* fuck i'm stupid *fixes*

my friend: "ari stop calling yourself stupid or ill slap you"

me: "slap me do it you won't"

i got slapped

then i started throwing my bouncy ball to this kid during note taking whenever the teacher wasn't looking. but at one point he didn't give it to me for a while so i whispered being like "uh you gonna give it back or what"

so he threw it and it fell in between my legs and said "you said you wanted your balls back?"